Which Tropical Cocktail Are You?

Lifestyle

By BrainFall Staff - Updated: March 21, 2024

Even when it’s snowing reindeer outside, we can all find our way to warm sands and breaking waves when aided by a fruity adult cocktail with an umbrella stuck in it! But which tropical cocktail matches your personality? Grab a sarong and take our quiz to find out!

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Question 1/9

Which of these is essential to a perfect beach?

Lots of stuff to do
Great food nearby
Hot sand and warm water
Must be empty
Must be dog friendly

Question 2/9

Besides the beach, where does your mind wander in the middle of a mind-numbing meeting?

To bed
To my schedule for the rest of the day
To songs I sing in my head
To what the other people in the room would look like naked

Question 3/9

What kind of place do you stay at when you feel the need for sand between your toes?

A tent or camper
A small, local hotel

One of those all-inclusive resorts
Place? All I need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz!

Question 4/9

Would you ever build a tiki bar in your house?

Maybe, as long as it wasn’t too tacky
Yes! The tackier the better!
Umm… no
Umm… I already have!

Question 5/9

Is being at the beach a prerequisite for ordering a tropical cocktail?

Yeah. Beach drinks have a time and place.
Depends on the drink
Hells no! Fruit me, bartender!

Question 6/9

Which song makes you smell suntan lotion and sea air… and booze?

“Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett
“California Girls” by The Beach Boys
“California Gurls” by Katy Perry
“When The Sun Goes Down” by Kenny Chesney
“Summertime” by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

Question 7/9

How would you react if someone asked you out on a dinner date and then suggested that you split the bill?

It would be cool by me
I’d be kind of irritated
I’d be pissed
I’d have suggested it first

Question 8/9

There’s a movie out that you really want to see, but all of your friends are too busy to go with you. What do you do?

I wait it out until I can go with someone
I just go! More Skittles and popcorn for me!
I see if I can watch it online

Question 9/9

OK, so you dive under the waves and your bathing suit goes with them! Perfect. Now you’re naked. What do you do?

Desperately search for my suit
Ask someone if they would grab me a towel
Confidently show the world my naughty bits
Contemplate drowning myself out of embarrassment

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