Grab a bottle of rum and let's have some fun! Answer these questions and we'll tell you which tasty and tantalizing rum cocktail best fits your unique personality! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! What kind of pirate ye be, matey? I'm the most fearsome pirate to ever sail the seven seas!. I'm a navigator, guiding me ship to port. I'm a drunken pirate, always partying with me crew. Can't I be a nice pirate?. Pick your poison. Which type of rum is your favorite? Light rum. Gold rum. Black rum. Spiced rum. How often do you drink? Daily. Weekly. Monthly. Only on special occassions. Almost never. And if you're drinking, what are the chances of you getting drunk? Close to 100%. Around 75%. Eh, it's about 50/50. About 25%. 10% or less. Party time! You can't have a killer party without... Drinks, of course. Awesome music. Hot guys or girls. Good food. My closet friends or family. Your idea of a good time is sipping a cocktail... On the beach. At the hottest nightclub. At a music festival or concert. In a nice restaurant. At my house. What kind of drunk are you? I'm a happy drunk, dancing and laughing. I'm a lightweight drunk. What is the meaning of life? I'm a philosophical drunk.. Let's go skinny dipping!. Among your group of friends, who's most likely to be the designated driver? Probably me. Anyone but me. We take turns. We take public transportation. Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? How about making love at midnight, in the dunes on the cape? All three please. Pina coladas are pretty tasty. Rainy days can be fun. Oh, oh, oh... sex on the beach! Sex on the beach!. I'll pass, thanks. Nothing like a nice dessert at the end of a long night. What do you crave most? Fruity flavors, like strawberry. Mmm... chocolate. I really don't care for sweets at all.