What Type of Drunk Are You?

Let’s face it: when we drink, we become somebody else (or maybe we become ourselves). What type of drunk are you? Take the quiz to find out!

How To Know If You Are A Drunk Quiz

Everyone acts a little bit differently when they've had a couple of drinks. And they all fall into one of several categories. Philosophical? Cryer? Happy? Loud? Find out what your intoxicated personality type is.

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Question 1/10

Of the following, my favorite drink is:

Wine (any kind)
Beer straight from the keg with a pair of strangers holding me upside-down.
Jack and Coke
Gin and Tonic, nursed well before it's gone.
A Jager shot

Question 2/10

At a bar, my drinks come from:

I usually buy the first round. Just to get things started.
I bring my own beers.
I buy the second round, I don't want to seem like an alcoholic.
I make drinks for myself, and others.
Someone else is always buying me drinks.

Question 3/10

When I drink, it is usually at a:

party
pre-party
bar
pub
stranger's house

Question 4/10

You turn red after how many drinks?

1/2.
I never stick around long enough to find out.
2 or 3.
I always forget to count.
However many it takes.

Question 5/10

My drinking motto is:

Beer before liquor.
Or is it liquor before beer?
Quality over quantity.
Quantity over quality.
A round of shots makes everyone happy.

Question 6/10

You're the _____ of the party.

friend of a friend
heavyweight
best dressed
drama queen
best and/or worst dancer

Question 7/10

When a party is busted by the cops, you go:

Talk about the inherent problems that the party planners should have looked out for.
Give orders and take badge numbers.
Home.
Grab some remaining alcohol and head to the afterparty.
Nowhere until someone comes to carry you out.

Question 8/10

After a long week, a Friday night is best spent...

having a fancy dinner.
sippin' a beer and watching tv.
at a bar with some friends.
watching a movie.
at a party.

Question 9/10

How did you meet your closest friends?

I don't know, they've just always been there.
We all got through tough times together.
I don't have close friends, I make new ones wherever I go.
We all share similar opinions.
They could keep up with me at the bar.

Question 10/10

Heres the big one. Do you ever go drinking with your significant other/family?

Yes to both, but only occasionally.
Yes with my significant other. Never with my family.
Not with my significant other. Definitely with my family - where you think I get it from?
My significant other doesn't like it, but I drink once in a while. Family is a definite no-no. They must not know anything!
I drink with everyone! As long as they don't object!

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What Type of Drunk Are You?