Let’s face it, if you don’t love Walker, you are risking a beat-down. So which Walker, Texas Ranger character are you? Take this quiz to find out! Do you have a beard? I have the best beard. I sport some stubble occasionally. I prefer to keep it clean-cut. I am unable to grow a beard. Can you handle a gun? Yes, I can. No, guns scare me. I'm the best shot in Texas. Are you a tech-savvy person? Yes, I'm pretty good with that stuff. Not particularly. I could be a tech-savvy person, but I prefer not to waste my time . Do you ever let your emotions override your sense of reason? All the time!. Yeah, sometimes. Rarely. Never. Not even once.. And if you had your own theme song, who would sing it for you? Hootie and the Blowfish. Nickelback. Gloria Gaynor. My theme song would be written and performed by me and me alone, obviously. You are walking through the woods with a friend when you suddenly encounter an enraged grizzly bear. What do you do? Try to keep calm. I would probably run the other way, I'm not dumb enough to mess with a bear. Defeat the bear in combat, for I am the only known natural enemy of the grizzly bear. If a real estate agent told you the house of your dreams is built on an Native American burial ground, what would you do? Ask to look at some other houses. Laugh it off. Use my Native American heritage to enter a dream world in which I could personally confront the evil spirits. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, how long do you believe you could last? Not even one day. At least a couple weeks. I would just kill all the zombies, what's the big deal?. What is your greatest strength in a fight? My fists. My kicks. My words. Fists AND kicks AND a few choice words.. What is your biggest weakness? Money . Anxiety. Jealousy. I have no weakness, unless you count having a lover that gets kidnapped once a week..