Chuck Norris Facts Quiz

Love’m or hate’m, Chuck Norris has reached legendary status as a martial artist and actor in many roles. Have you ever wondered which side of the legendary Chuck you’d relate most to? Take this quiz to find out!

Chuck Norris Facts

Carlos Ray Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. After serving in the United States Air Force, he won many martial arts championships and later founded his own school of fighting named Chun Kuk Do. Norris is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Judo

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Question 1/10

Your friends have been kidnapped by secret agents. How do you rescue them?

I sneak in through the ventilation system
I knock out every bad guy with a single punch or kick
I blow up their secret base
I shoot first, then forget to ask questions later

Question 2/10

Your favorite food after an exhausting mission is:

Beef jerky
A knuckle sandwich
A prune juice and human growth hormone smoothie
Justice, medium-rare, with a side of vengeance

Question 3/10

You don't have time for vacations. But what is your favorite place in the world to kick butt?

Asia, so I can perfect my martial arts with my old master
My jabs and crosses are bigger in Texas
Eastern Europe, so I can find secret bases
South Florida, where it's sunny and beachy

Question 4/10

You'd most likely name your first son:

Dallas, Austin, Houston, or Corpus Christi
Honey Badger, Dragon, Colt 45, or Knuckles
Eagle Eye, Ace, Irish, or Gunny
John, Sam, Tyler, or Chuck

Question 5/10

The only drink hard enough for you is:

A pint of cobra venom with a hint of lime
A canteen full of unfiltered well water

A gallon of Budweiser
A tall glass of sake mixed with tears of my enemies

Question 6/10

How will you go out?

I'll be back-to-back with my best friend, surrounded by a platoon of insurgents and no ammunition
I'll retire somewhere nice and quiet to live out the rest of my days
I'll keep punching and kicking until my bones can't take it anymore

Question 7/10

Your girlfriend asks you to hold her purse while she tries on shoes. What do you do?

I would drop a smoke bomb and get out of there
I'd stare at her with my arms crossed until she gets the hint
I'd call in backup to contain and destroy the purse before it causes any harm to my manliness
I would do the polite thing and hold it

Question 8/10

Besides the bear you keep as a wrestling partner, what is your favorite kind of pet?

My Tyrannosaurus rex
A bunch of immature mutant turtles
My tired old hound dog
An armadillo or a longhorn bull

Question 9/10

Your mother always told you the fastest way to a girl's heart is...

A cowboy hat and a sense of honor
Never being late

Scaring away every other man with my alpha presence
My grace under pressure

Question 10/10

Which of the following would you completely eliminate to make the world a better place?

Drug dealers
Terrorism
Aging
Liars and cheats

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Chuck Norris Facts Quiz