Let's say you have a pest problem in your house, what do you do?
- I call an exterminator
- I call my significant other every time I see one
- I handle it myself
- I hatch an elaborate plot to exact my revenge
- I move out and burn the house down
Ever been in a fight?
- No, I abhor violence!
- No, but I've caused a few
- Every weekend!
- A few, back in the day
- I don't think you can call what I do fighting
Are you a social butterfly or more of a lone wolf?
- Social butterfly for sure
- Lone wolf without question
- It depends on how I feel
- It depends on if I've taken my medication
Your boss claims your work as their own and gives you no credit, what do you do?
- Go over their head and claim my work
- Deal with it, that's just what bosses do
- Stand up to them
- Quit! Screw them!
- Quietly fantasize about dropping an anvil on their head
You finally get a vacation! Where are you going?
- I'm pretty domesticated, I'll just stay at home
- Somewhere on the water
- Somewhere hot
- Somewhere cold
- Somewhere with beautiful people and a great party scene
- I never know, I always seem to miss that turn in Albuquerque
Are you generally the pursuer or the pursued in a relationship?
- The pursuer, I know what I want and I go for it!
- The pursued, I love the game!
- I can be both... sometimes in the same night!
- Neither, I tend to let things happen naturally
- Relationships bore the heck out of me
When you dream, you dream of ________.
- Sheep, I have a hard time sleeping
- Making out with a cutie, doesn't everyone?
- Food, doesn't everyone?
- I never remember my dreams
What is your least favorite chore?
- Doing laundry
- Washing dishes
- Cleaning the bathroom
- Yard work
- Paying bills
- Maintaining my cache of explosives
Veggies or meat?
- I'm all about the veg
- Tough choice, I love them both
- Why isn't ice cream a choice?
- Yeah... sportsball really isn't my thing