Congrats! You just graduated from the Police Academy! Unfortunately, the bosses have stuck you with a lame assignment. Which of these jobs would you hate the most?
- Filing clerk
- Parking enforcement officer
- Crossing guard
- Property clerk
Let’s say you find a bomb in your underwear drawer. What’s Step One?
- Freak out and run quick like a bunny!
- Calmly examine the bomb so I can begin defusing it
- Call someone who knows what the hell they’re doing
- Carry the bomb outside and away from innocent bystanders
You’re tasked with seducing an elusive international art thief! How would you rate your powers of persuasion?
- I can charm the pants off anybody
- Have you seen me in a bathing suit… or out of one?
- Good. My knowledge of art is extensive!
- I’m a hot mess!
What do you do when you’re in a bar and someone sends you a drink?
- I generally send it back
- I nod at them and drink it! Free booze is free booze!
- It depends on whether I find them attractive or not
- I don’t spend a whole lotta time in bars
Let’s assume somehow that free drink turned into a date, what would it take to impress you?
- Someone who can hold their own in conversation
- Well, a Michelin-starred restaurant would be a good start
- Someone who DOESN’T try to impress me
- I’m happy just to get out of the house
When you’re working with a team, do you lead or follow?
- I always take the lead
- I find I work better when I’m given direction
- It depends on what the job is
- I work better alone
Your feelings on pantsuits?
- Yeah… not a big fan
- I don’t love them, but I don’t hate them
- I love them with a bottomless passion
Speaking of bottomless, you’re sent undercover at a nudist colony to capture a scam artist who hates pants. Any reservations?
- Nope. I’d treat it just like I would any other job.
- Heck yes! I’m not putting my naughty bits on parade!
- Piece of cake! I rarely wear pants as it is!
- One: That nudist colonies rarely have people you want to see naked!
Now, if you could CHOOSE an undercover assignment, what would it be?
- Millionaire unicorn hunter
- Millionaire adventurer
- Millionaire socialite
- Millionaire… in a nudist colony!
Finally, every quiz needs pictures of cute pets. It’s actually more telling than you’d think. So pick one!
- A Beagle
- A Siamese Cat
- A Bulldog
- A Pomeranian