The World’s Most Interesting Man’s beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body. How do you compare? How interesting are you? How much do you travel? I've been to many countries. I've visited one or two countries. I've traveled around the U.S.. Never been outside my state. Do you ever feel awkward? All the time. Sometimes. Never. Once, just to see what it felt like. What's your New Year's resolution? I can't tell you; it would blow your mind. Something normal, like losing weight or quit smoking. Something exciting, like learning a new language or taking up martial arts. Someone asks you for directions. You... Tell them sorry, but I'm terrible at giving directions. Give them the wrong directions on accident. Give the correct directions. Give directions so well, they get to their destination early. What makes you thirsty? My amazing, demanding life. Salty foods. Exercise. Uh, biology?. How many different languages can you speak? Just English. Two. Three or more. I speak French... in Russian. Are you charming? Not in the slightest. Eh, I have my moments. I'd say so. I'm the life of parties I've never attended. My charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Are you in touch with your feminine side? I don't have one. Sure, I guess. Not really. I engage it when necessary. The bartender asks what kind of beer you're drinking. You order... A water or soda; I don't drink. An imported beer, like Dos Equis. A dark beer, like Guinness. A full-flavored domestic beer, like Budweiser. A light beer, like Coors Light. What do you think of the movie Twilight? Honestly, it's pretty good. It sucks. Never seen it. I have no idea what this is. Which party do you agree with most? Republican. Democratic. Independent. Afterparty.