Is Gordon Gekko your hero? Is “regulation” a dirty word? Is Bernie Madoff just misunderstood? Wow, how capitalist are you anyway? When you finish counting your cash, take our quiz to find out! Greed is… Good. Sometimes necessary. Evil. Which of these requires the most governmental regulation? The environment/pollution. Trade and the global economy. Banks and markets. What’s regulation?. Are corporations people? Yessir!. Nossir!. What is the single most important driver of any economy? The profit motive. Workers’ productivity. Technological innovation. Deregulation and low taxes. Economic equality. How often do you take a money bath? All the time. Only on special occasions. Um… what?. What do you think of labor unions? They’re vital to protecting workers’ rights. They’re useful tools for some workers, but not all. They’re a sham to line the pockets of crooked thugs. Which word makes you the angriest? Obamacare. Socialism. Loophole. Taxes. Unless the word “cutting” is involved. Then I LOVE it!. Do you believe in a minimum wage? Yes, but nothing too high. No, the market should set wages. I believe in a living wage tied to inflation. Pick a money movie! "Wall Street". "The Wolf of Wall Street". Anything that references Sun Tzu. Anything by Michael Moore. If you heard a comet was going to obliterate the human race next week, what would you do? Party my ass off. Weep openly. Retreat to my private island bunker with Dick Cheney. Corner the market on water and short wheat and coffee futures.