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Can You Match the Joke to the Comedian?

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Question 1/9

"If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?"

  • Steven Wright
  • Adam Sandler
  • Jim Gaffigan
  • Dana Gould
Question 2/9

“I had a cop pull me over the other day, scared me so bad, made me think I stole my own damn car. ‘Get out of the car, get out of the f***ing car! You stole this car!’ I was like, “Damn, maybe I did!”

  • Kevin Hart
  • Eddie Murphy
  • Chris Rock
  • Eddie Griffin
Question 3/9

“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, ‘No… but I want a regular banana later, so yeah.’”

  • Anthony Jeselnik
  • Mitch Hedberg
  • Demetri Martin
  • Jimmy Carr
Question 4/9

"According to most studies, people's No.1 fear is public speaking. No.2 is death. Death is No.2. Does that sound right? This means, to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy."

  • Brian Regan
  • Ray Romano
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Marc Maron
Question 5/9

“Rap videos confuse me ‘cause they have to be continued at the end, but they never make a sequel. Where’s the second video? There’s so much suspense! I need to know! Are they goin’ keep pourin’ champagne on these bitches? What’s going to happen to that guy’s rims? Are they big enough for him?”

  • D.L. Hughley
  • Daniel Tosh
  • Dave Attell
  • Hannibal Buress
Question 6/9

"Have you ever dated a sex addict? At first, it's so much fun. You're like, 'Am I the hottest piece of ass in the world?' And then you're like, 'Oh no. He would f**k a mailbox.'"

  • Natasha Leggero
  • Chelsea Peretti
  • Whitney Cummings
  • Amy Schumer
Question 7/9

“I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shi**y body.”

  • Bill Hicks
  • Patton Oswalt
  • Louis CK
  • Gabriel Iglesias
Question 8/9

“I understand that the doctor had to spank me when I was born, but I really don’t see any reason he had to call me a whore.”

  • Chelsea Handler
  • Sarah Silverman
  • Jen Kirkman
  • Kristen Schaal
Question 9/9

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

  • Lenny Bruce
  • Lewis Black
  • Russell Brand
  • George Carlin

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