Can You Match the Joke to the Comedian?
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Question 1/9
"If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?"
Question 2/9
“I had a cop pull me over the other day, scared me so bad, made me think I stole my own damn car. ‘Get out of the car, get out of the f***ing car! You stole this car!’ I was like, “Damn, maybe I did!”
Question 3/9
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, ‘No… but I want a regular banana later, so yeah.’”
Question 4/9
"According to most studies, people's No.1 fear is public speaking. No.2 is death. Death is No.2. Does that sound right? This means, to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy."
Question 5/9
“Rap videos confuse me ‘cause they have to be continued at the end, but they never make a sequel. Where’s the second video? There’s so much suspense! I need to know! Are they goin’ keep pourin’ champagne on these bitches? What’s going to happen to that guy’s rims? Are they big enough for him?”
Question 6/9
"Have you ever dated a sex addict? At first, it's so much fun. You're like, 'Am I the hottest piece of ass in the world?' And then you're like, 'Oh no. He would f**k a mailbox.'"
Question 7/9
“I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shi**y body.”
Question 8/9
“I understand that the doctor had to spank me when I was born, but I really don’t see any reason he had to call me a whore.”
Question 9/9
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
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