Can You Match the Joke to the Comedian?

Can You Match the Joke to the Comedian?

Can You Match the Joke to the Comedian?

Mel Brooks once said, “Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” No truer words have ever been said and you probably didn’t know he said them! Think you can do better? Take our quiz and match the joke to the comedian!

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Question 1/9

"If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?"

Steven Wright
Adam Sandler

Jim Gaffigan
Dana Gould

Question 2/9

“I had a cop pull me over the other day, scared me so bad, made me think I stole my own damn car. ‘Get out of the car, get out of the f***ing car! You stole this car!’ I was like, “Damn, maybe I did!”

Kevin Hart
Eddie Murphy

Chris Rock
Eddie Griffin

Question 3/9

“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, ‘No… but I want a regular banana later, so yeah.’”

Anthony Jeselnik
Mitch Hedberg

Demetri Martin
Jimmy Carr

Question 4/9

"According to most studies, people's No.1 fear is public speaking. No.2 is death. Death is No.2. Does that sound right? This means, to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy."

Brian Regan
Ray Romano

Jerry Seinfeld
Marc Maron

Question 5/9

“Rap videos confuse me ‘cause they have to be continued at the end, but they never make a sequel. Where’s the second video? There’s so much suspense! I need to know! Are they goin’ keep pourin’ champagne on these bitches? What’s going to happen to that guy’s rims? Are they big enough for him?”

D.L. Hughley
Daniel Tosh

Dave Attell
Hannibal Buress

Question 6/9

"Have you ever dated a sex addict? At first, it's so much fun. You're like, 'Am I the hottest piece of ass in the world?' And then you're like, 'Oh no. He would f**k a mailbox.'"

Natasha Leggero
Chelsea Peretti

Whitney Cummings
Amy Schumer

Question 7/9

“I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shi**y body.”

Bill Hicks
Patton Oswalt

Louis CK
Gabriel Iglesias

Question 8/9

“I understand that the doctor had to spank me when I was born, but I really don’t see any reason he had to call me a whore.”

Chelsea Handler
Sarah Silverman

Jen Kirkman
Kristen Schaal

Question 9/9

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

Lenny Bruce
Lewis Black

Russell Brand
George Carlin

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