How Checkered Is Your Past?
Your past can come back to haunt you. Politicians and Miss America’s have had to resign when shady aspects of their pasts came to light. How Checkered Is Your Past?
How Checkered Is Your Past?
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Question 1/10
Have you voted in every major political election since turning 18?
- Yes, sometimes twice!
- I voted to add a purple M&M
- Yes, after researching all of the candidates
- Crap, is this an election year?
Question 2/10
Has a restraining order ever been issued against you?
- Yes, but I was never mom's favorite
- No way! I'm too nice for that to ever happen to me
- I wouldn't have had to if they hadn't "unfriended" me or blocked my texts
- Perhaps I was over-aggressive on the fundraising campaign..
Question 3/10
Do you have an outstanding warrant for your arrest?
- I served my time
- Yes, but I've changed my hair color
- I have never been on the wrong side of the law
- I was framed
Question 4/10
Is the name you go by your legal name?
- Yes, each of them. Check my passports.
- I haven't gotten around to changing it legally
- I have my reasons for changing it
- Yes, I am proud of my birthright
Question 5/10
Do you have children your friends and family may not be aware of?
- Only if someone elected to use my DNA
- I was caught up in passion
- I worked for several years as a traveling salesperson
- I love my children and I take my responsibility for them seriously
- No way!
Question 6/10
Are you or have you ever been caught in the possession of an illegal substance?
- They're legalizing it, man
- It was my intention to give to the needy, not to sell
- I entered rehab and have been clean for more than a decade
- Due to my 1/16th aboriginal ancestry I am allowed to use it on ceremonial occasions
- Not my thing
Question 7/10
Have you ever brought anything illegally into this country?
- Just this little gremlin - he's really cute but don't feed him after midnight
- INTO this country? No.
- I would never do that - they have dogs at airports and borders!
- It was a lot to swallow
Question 8/10
Have you appeared naked in public?
- I'm proud of my body!
- No, but I had a dream once that I was naked at the office
- I took part in Portland's annual nude bike ride
- It was for a protest
Question 9/10
Do you have any unpaid fines?
- I returned the library book but it was a week overdue
- Yes, but I shouldn't have to pay them since I was using my friend's license (mine was suspended).
- I can't help it. My dog refuses to be curbed.
- If I did I would pay them promptly
Question 10/10
Have you or would you ever have a romantic relationship outside of your current one?
- I have not even been unfaithful in my heart
- My partner cannot fulfill all of my needs
- Should be safe, I used a pay-as-you-go cellphone
- My church recognizes more than 1 partner at a time
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