How Checkered Is Your Past?

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Question 1/10

Have you voted in every major political election since turning 18?

  • Yes, sometimes twice!
  • I voted to add a purple M&M
  • Yes, after researching all of the candidates
  • Crap, is this an election year?
Question 2/10

Has a restraining order ever been issued against you?

  • Yes, but I was never mom's favorite
  • No way! I'm too nice for that to ever happen to me
  • I wouldn't have had to if they hadn't "unfriended" me or blocked my texts
  • Perhaps I was over-aggressive on the fundraising campaign..
Question 3/10

Do you have an outstanding warrant for your arrest?

  • I served my time
  • Yes, but I've changed my hair color
  • I have never been on the wrong side of the law
  • I was framed
Question 4/10

Is the name you go by your legal name?

  • Yes, each of them. Check my passports.
  • I haven't gotten around to changing it legally
  • I have my reasons for changing it
  • Yes, I am proud of my birthright
Question 5/10

Do you have children your friends and family may not be aware of?

  • Only if someone elected to use my DNA
  • I was caught up in passion
  • I worked for several years as a traveling salesperson
  • I love my children and I take my responsibility for them seriously
  • No way!
Question 6/10

Are you or have you ever been caught in the possession of an illegal substance?

  • They're legalizing it, man
  • It was my intention to give to the needy, not to sell
  • I entered rehab and have been clean for more than a decade
  • Due to my 1/16th aboriginal ancestry I am allowed to use it on ceremonial occasions
  • Not my thing
Question 7/10

Have you ever brought anything illegally into this country?

  • Just this little gremlin - he's really cute but don't feed him after midnight
  • INTO this country? No.
  • I would never do that - they have dogs at airports and borders!
  • It was a lot to swallow
Question 8/10

Have you appeared naked in public?

  • I'm proud of my body!
  • No, but I had a dream once that I was naked at the office
  • I took part in Portland's annual nude bike ride
  • It was for a protest
Question 9/10

Do you have any unpaid fines?

  • I returned the library book but it was a week overdue
  • Yes, but I shouldn't have to pay them since I was using my friend's license (mine was suspended).
  • I can't help it. My dog refuses to be curbed.
  • If I did I would pay them promptly
Question 10/10

Have you or would you ever have a romantic relationship outside of your current one?

  • I have not even been unfaithful in my heart
  • My partner cannot fulfill all of my needs
  • Should be safe, I used a pay-as-you-go cellphone
  • My church recognizes more than 1 partner at a time
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