How Checkered Is Your Past?
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Question 1/10
Have you voted in every major political election since turning 18?
- Yes, sometimes twice!
- I voted to add a purple M&M
- Yes, after researching all of the candidates
- Crap, is this an election year?
Question 2/10
Has a restraining order ever been issued against you?
- Yes, but I was never mom's favorite
- No way! I'm too nice for that to ever happen to me
- I wouldn't have had to if they hadn't "unfriended" me or blocked my texts
- Perhaps I was over-aggressive on the fundraising campaign..
Question 3/10
Do you have an outstanding warrant for your arrest?
- I served my time
- Yes, but I've changed my hair color
- I have never been on the wrong side of the law
- I was framed
Question 4/10
Is the name you go by your legal name?
- Yes, each of them. Check my passports.
- I haven't gotten around to changing it legally
- I have my reasons for changing it
- Yes, I am proud of my birthright
Question 5/10
Do you have children your friends and family may not be aware of?
- Only if someone elected to use my DNA
- I was caught up in passion
- I worked for several years as a traveling salesperson
- I love my children and I take my responsibility for them seriously
- No way!
Question 6/10
Are you or have you ever been caught in the possession of an illegal substance?
- They're legalizing it, man
- It was my intention to give to the needy, not to sell
- I entered rehab and have been clean for more than a decade
- Due to my 1/16th aboriginal ancestry I am allowed to use it on ceremonial occasions
- Not my thing
Question 7/10
Have you ever brought anything illegally into this country?
- Just this little gremlin - he's really cute but don't feed him after midnight
- INTO this country? No.
- I would never do that - they have dogs at airports and borders!
- It was a lot to swallow
Question 8/10
Have you appeared naked in public?
- I'm proud of my body!
- No, but I had a dream once that I was naked at the office
- I took part in Portland's annual nude bike ride
- It was for a protest
Question 9/10
Do you have any unpaid fines?
- I returned the library book but it was a week overdue
- Yes, but I shouldn't have to pay them since I was using my friend's license (mine was suspended).
- I can't help it. My dog refuses to be curbed.
- If I did I would pay them promptly
Question 10/10
Have you or would you ever have a romantic relationship outside of your current one?
- I have not even been unfaithful in my heart
- My partner cannot fulfill all of my needs
- Should be safe, I used a pay-as-you-go cellphone
- My church recognizes more than 1 partner at a time
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