How Larry The Cable Guy Are You?

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Question 1/10

Your cousin is gettin' married. What are you wearing to the ceremony?

  • Formal wear. Duh, it's a wedding!
  • Cut-off flannel shirt, dirty jeans
  • I'll look sharp, but I'm wearing a trucker hat
  • I can't keep up with all my cousin's weddings
Question 2/10

Did you ever have a summer job as a kid?

  • I used to be a lifeguard, until some blue kid got me fired
  • I was a lazy kid; I kinda just lounged around
  • I had a typical teenage job, yeah
  • I spent summers on vacation with my family
Question 3/10

How do you deal with the boredom of being stuck in traffic?

  • I listen to a podcast, and try not to stress about it
  • I honk and bang on the steering wheel
  • I make phone calls to my buddies to pass the time
  • Traffic makes me madder than a hunchback in a limbo contest
Question 4/10

Do you consider yourself a well-read and informed citizen?

  • What in tarnation did you just say?
  • I am educated, and intellectually curious
  • I read the newspaper when my neighbor wakes up late
  • I get by through my facebook feed
Question 5/10

Some people ain't got time for person grooming. How often do you shave?

  • Every day, I am so fresh and so clean
  • I pick up a razor once or twice a week
  • I look like I smuggled chewbacca in my underwear
Question 6/10

How do you feel when the country buffet's closed and you're still so gosh-darned hungry?

  • I'll go eat some pancakes with the one-legged waitress who works at IHOP
  • Bummed out. I guess I'll go get pizza.
  • Relieved, I need to be eating healthier
  • I'll bang on the door and demand a biscuit
Question 7/10

I've been meanin' to ask ya, are you single, or in a healthy, monogamous relationship?

  • I'm single and like it that way
  • I'm in a very serious, committed relationship
  • I was living with someone for about a year, until they found out I was there
  • I got my dog and TV, what else do I need?
Question 8/10

Which of these is the most ideal job to you?

  • Doctor
  • Lawyer
  • Astronaut
  • A wealthy divorcee
  • Comedian
Question 9/10

Your baby is crying and needs a diaper change. What do you do?

  • Easy! Change the diaper, like a good parent
  • Ask my nanny to tend to the baby
  • Tell the baby to quit cryin'
  • Assemble a makeshift diaper out of napkins I stole from the restaurant
Question 10/10

Uh-Oh. The doctor has bad news, and worse news. The bad news is you've got 24 hours to live, the worse news is...

  • I won't have time to say goodbye to my family
  • It could actually be sooner
  • He was supposed to tell me yesterday
  • I won't have time to make it to the country kitchen buffet

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