How Larry The Cable Guy Are You?
What in tarnation are you doing!? You’re telling me you ain’t taken this quiz to find out how Larry the Cable Guy you are? Good Lord, this makes me madder than an albino hitchhiker in a snow storm. Well hop on it, and Git-‘R-Done!
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Question 1/10
Your cousin is gettin' married. What are you wearing to the ceremony?
- Formal wear. Duh, it's a wedding!
- Cut-off flannel shirt, dirty jeans
- I'll look sharp, but I'm wearing a trucker hat
- I can't keep up with all my cousin's weddings
Question 2/10
Did you ever have a summer job as a kid?
- I used to be a lifeguard, until some blue kid got me fired
- I was a lazy kid; I kinda just lounged around
- I had a typical teenage job, yeah
- I spent summers on vacation with my family
Question 3/10
How do you deal with the boredom of being stuck in traffic?
- I listen to a podcast, and try not to stress about it
- I honk and bang on the steering wheel
- I make phone calls to my buddies to pass the time
- Traffic makes me madder than a hunchback in a limbo contest
Question 4/10
Do you consider yourself a well-read and informed citizen?
- What in tarnation did you just say?
- I am educated, and intellectually curious
- I read the newspaper when my neighbor wakes up late
- I get by through my facebook feed
Question 5/10
Some people ain't got time for person grooming. How often do you shave?
- Every day, I am so fresh and so clean
- I pick up a razor once or twice a week
- I look like I smuggled chewbacca in my underwear
Question 6/10
How do you feel when the country buffet's closed and you're still so gosh-darned hungry?
- I'll go eat some pancakes with the one-legged waitress who works at IHOP
- Bummed out. I guess I'll go get pizza.
- Relieved, I need to be eating healthier
- I'll bang on the door and demand a biscuit
Question 7/10
I've been meanin' to ask ya, are you single, or in a healthy, monogamous relationship?
- I'm single and like it that way
- I'm in a very serious, committed relationship
- I was living with someone for about a year, until they found out I was there
- I got my dog and TV, what else do I need?
Question 8/10
Which of these is the most ideal job to you?
- Doctor
- Lawyer
- Astronaut
- A wealthy divorcee
- Comedian
Question 9/10
Your baby is crying and needs a diaper change. What do you do?
- Easy! Change the diaper, like a good parent
- Ask my nanny to tend to the baby
- Tell the baby to quit cryin'
- Assemble a makeshift diaper out of napkins I stole from the restaurant
Question 10/10
Uh-Oh. The doctor has bad news, and worse news. The bad news is you've got 24 hours to live, the worse news is...
- I won't have time to say goodbye to my family
- It could actually be sooner
- He was supposed to tell me yesterday
- I won't have time to make it to the country kitchen buffet
