Which Character from the Firefly Cast Are You?
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Question 1/10
River has her own special kind of organization and has sorted this week's illicit cargo by how related philosophers would feel about each item. Your buyers will not approve. You...
- Threaten to strand her on the next planet...and mean it
- Threaten to strand her on the next planet...and don't follow through
- Jump in and start fixing the problem
- Crack jokes. Somebody's gotta keep people's spirits up
- Worry about River's damaged brain
- Try to soothe the members of the crew most agitated by the setback
Question 2/10
Which of the following Joss Whedon shows is your favorite (or most intrigues you)?
- Firefly: you've always wanted to be a cowboy, and the makeshift family of people not related by blood appeals to you
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: nobody kicks butt better or looks as good doing it as Buffy
- Angel: you're drawn to tales of complicated men seeking redemption
- Dollhouse: the bioethics fascinate you
- Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: it's just so delightfully nerdy and silly and smart
Question 3/10
People often compliment you on...
- Your diplomacy and tact
- Your leadership skills and charisma
- Your sense of humor
- Your sweetness
- Your work ethic
- Whatever seems least likely to be taken as sarcasm
Question 4/10
Your best friend loses his job. You...
- Take him out for a drink
- Take him out for a strategy session
Question 5/10
What is the most important thing to look for in a job?
- An opportunity for service
- A good group of people
- Adventure
- An interesting and complex challenge
- A big paycheck
- The chance to do what you love
Question 6/10
Which of the following most appeals to you about space travel?
- The chance to explore distant places
- The romance of it
- Not much
- It's really freaking cool
- The money-making opportunities
- The chance to take a break from your complicated life and obligations
Question 7/10
If you were a playing card, you'd be a(n)...
- King
- Joker
- Ten of hearts
- Jack
- Queen
- Ace
Question 8/10
When things don't go your way (like when one of your favorite TV shows gets canceled), you...
- Protest
- Scheme
- Grin and bear it
- Organize
- Break things
Question 9/10
You like food that's...
- Free
- Healthy
- Refined
- Hearty
- Indulgent
Question 10/10
Your attitude regarding sex is...
- It's too dangerous to engage in lightly
- It's fun
- It's meaningless without respect and intimacy
- It's both a form of communication and a commodity
- Yes, please!
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Firefly Cast
Firefly may have been short-lived, but Joss Whedon created a series that has attracted one of the biggest cult followings on this or any other world. The cast of this Sci-Fi/Space-Western (including Summer Glau, Gina Torres, and Ron Glass) is so beloved that the series became one of very few TV shows to get a movie deal. Fans demanded closure. Are you more like Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Jayne, Wash, or Simon? What role would you play on the decks of Serenity?