Which Character from the Firefly Cast Are You?

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Question 1/10

River has her own special kind of organization and has sorted this week's illicit cargo by how related philosophers would feel about each item. Your buyers will not approve. You...

  • Threaten to strand her on the next planet...and mean it
  • Threaten to strand her on the next planet...and don't follow through
  • Jump in and start fixing the problem
  • Crack jokes. Somebody's gotta keep people's spirits up
  • Worry about River's damaged brain
  • Try to soothe the members of the crew most agitated by the setback
Question 2/10

Which of the following Joss Whedon shows is your favorite (or most intrigues you)?

  • Firefly: you've always wanted to be a cowboy, and the makeshift family of people not related by blood appeals to you
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer: nobody kicks butt better or looks as good doing it as Buffy
  • Angel: you're drawn to tales of complicated men seeking redemption
  • Dollhouse: the bioethics fascinate you
  • Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: it's just so delightfully nerdy and silly and smart
Question 3/10

People often compliment you on...

  • Your diplomacy and tact
  • Your leadership skills and charisma
  • Your sense of humor
  • Your sweetness
  • Your work ethic
  • Whatever seems least likely to be taken as sarcasm
Question 4/10

Your best friend loses his job. You...

  • Take him out for a drink
  • Take him out for a strategy session
Question 5/10

What is the most important thing to look for in a job?

  • An opportunity for service
  • A good group of people
  • Adventure
  • An interesting and complex challenge
  • A big paycheck
  • The chance to do what you love
Question 6/10

Which of the following most appeals to you about space travel?

  • The chance to explore distant places
  • The romance of it
  • Not much
  • It's really freaking cool
  • The money-making opportunities
  • The chance to take a break from your complicated life and obligations
Question 7/10

If you were a playing card, you'd be a(n)...

  • King
  • Joker
  • Ten of hearts
  • Jack
  • Queen
  • Ace
Question 8/10

When things don't go your way (like when one of your favorite TV shows gets canceled), you...

  • Protest
  • Scheme
  • Grin and bear it
  • Organize
  • Break things
Question 9/10

You like food that's...

  • Free
  • Healthy
  • Refined
  • Hearty
  • Indulgent
Question 10/10

Your attitude regarding sex is...

  • It's too dangerous to engage in lightly
  • It's fun
  • It's meaningless without respect and intimacy
  • It's both a form of communication and a commodity
  • Yes, please!
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Which Character from the Firefly Cast Are You?

Firefly Cast

Firefly may have been short-lived, but Joss Whedon created a series that has attracted one of the biggest cult followings on this or any other world. The cast of this Sci-Fi/Space-Western (including Summer Glau, Gina Torres, and Ron Glass) is so beloved that the series became one of very few TV shows to get a movie deal. Fans demanded closure. Are you more like Mal, Inara, Kaylee, Jayne, Wash, or Simon? What role would you play on the decks of Serenity?