How Long Would You Last In The Middle Ages?

How Long Would You Last In The Middle Ages?
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How Long Would You Last In The Middle Ages?

The Middle Ages! Fraught with perils of all kinds – wars, famine, plagues, executions, an Ice Age, and ghastly, wandering minstrels – life was not only dangerous but incredibly short. How long wouldst thou last? Takest thou ye olde quiz and find out!

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Question 1/10

Which country most appeals to your historical curiosity?

  • England
  • France
  • Spain
  • Turkey
  • Greece
Question 2/10

There weren’t a lot of beverage choices in medieval times, which of these would you reach for?

  • Unpasteurized milk
  • Water
  • Mead
  • Wine
  • Whiskey
Question 3/10

When you haven't eaten in a while, do you get “hangry”?

  • Nah, eating is overrated
  • Not really, just distracted a little
  • I become insufferably bitchy
  • I always have food with me
Question 4/10

Sickness was for real in the Middle Ages! No cold and flu season, we’re talking Black Death! So, how often do you get sick?

  • Almost never
  • A few times a year
  • Does calling out “sick” from work count?
  • I’m like a human petri dish
Question 5/10

We know you’ve been to a Renaissance fair! No judgments and not actually the Middle Ages, but what was your favorite part?

  • Giant turkey legs
  • The costumes
  • Sword fights and jousting
  • The public toilets
  • I've really never been to a Renaissance fair... I swear!
Question 6/10

Ever tell your coworkers how much you hate your boss for taking credit for all of your hard work?

  • All the time… and loudly
  • Nah! A boss is a boss is a boss.
  • Sometimes, but only when someone else starts it
Question 7/10

Speaking of work, we’re gonna need you to stay for an extra unpaid ten hours. Mmmkay?

  • Your wish is my command
  • I’ll do it this time, but I’ll be registering a complaint
  • Oh… it’s printer-stomping time
Question 8/10

No matter how much you love a good robe, life as a monk was hard. Would you ever consider it?

  • Umm... no
  • Sure, I dig solitude
  • I think I’d rather be Pope, but maybe
Question 9/10

The Vikings are invading! Think you could hold your own against an advancing horde of beards and swords?

  • Yep, ‘cause I’d run like hell!
  • I don’t know, but I’d try
  • Damn right!
  • I’m more the cower-and-surrender-type
Question 10/10

Well, if you were taking up arms, which one would you choose?

  • A sword
  • A pike
  • A longbow
  • A cannon
  • A horse… so I could run like hell even faster
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