Think you know your way around the bedrooms, boardrooms, and back-stabbers of “Dallas”? Well, when you’re done shooting J.R., take a shot at this quiz to find out if you’re right! Let's get it out of the way: Who shot J.R.... the first time? Sue Ellen Ewing. Kristin Shepard. Afton Cooper. Clayton Farlow. Michelle Stevens. The second time? Sue Ellen Ewing. Kristin Shepard. Afton Cooper. Clayton Farlow. Michelle Stevens. What do the initials J.R. stand for? Jeb Reed. Jock Rainey. James Rodney. John Ross. Jasper Rex. What was the name of the Ewing ranch? Southfork. Southpark. Sweetwater. Southern Cross. West Star. How did Jock Ewing die? A riding accident. A well explosion. A car accident. He was murdered. A helicopter crash. Which one of these shows was a spin-off from "Dallas"? "Falcon Crest". "Knots Landing". "Dynasty". "The Big Valley". "Matt Houston". What was the name of the rodeo cowboy with whom Sue Ellen had a torrid affair? Cliff Barnes. Nicholas Pearce. Tex Parmalee. Dusty Farlow. Peter Richards. When Bobby introduces Pam as his new wife, the Ewings are outraged because she is the kin of a rival family. Of which family is she a member? The Krebbs. The Barnes. The Shepards. The Farlows. The Clements. In the season prior to Pam's "Dream Season" and his reeeally long shower, Bobby was run down by a car and killed. Who drove the car? Katherine Wentworth. Sue Ellen Ewing. Jenna Wade. April Stevens. Cliff Barnes. What was J.R.'s drink of choice (and boy howdy he drank A LOT of them)? Scotch neat. Gin and tonic. Bourbon and branch. Vodka rocks. Straight rye. BONUS QUESTION: When the show began, troubled teen Lucy Ewing was involved with ranch foreman Ray Krebbs who, it was later revealed, was actually ______. Formerly a woman. Her brother. Her father. Her nephew. Her uncle.