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Which “Dallas” Character Are You?

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Question 1/10

Let's say you are put in charge of an oil company, what's your plan?

  • Easy. Eviscerate all who stand in my path!
  • Make good contacts and follow a sound business plan
  • Count my money!
  • Ummm... expense the party of all parties?
  • What idiot put me in charge of an oil company?
Question 2/10

What usually happens when you are completely hammered in a bar at closing time?

  • What's closing time?
  • Bar? I don't drink in "bars", Sugar.
  • I drink the bottle in my purse! And drive! No bartender or glass needed!
  • I call my "lover" to pick me up
  • I'm not much of a drinker
Question 3/10

The good news is someone you find attractive is actively pursuing you. The bad news is you're married. How do you proceed?

  • Cautiously, but still flirty
  • I don't at all! I'm married!
  • I go for it! Sounds like fun!
  • I try to let them down easy
  • Darlin', if I acted on every impulse I'd never have pants on!
Question 4/10

Everyone's dealt with a family squabble. How do you handle them?

  • I try everything in my power to work it out
  • I leverage one side against the middle
  • I get loaded
  • I explode in a shower of twinkling rage sparks
  • I ignore it... until it explodes in a shower of twinkling rage sparks
Question 5/10

What do you think of sex?

  • I think it has a time and place
  • I think it is an expression of love and commitment
  • I think it is a tool to get what I want
  • I think it is overrated
  • Are you kidding? I think about it all the time!
Question 6/10

What do you do when you love someone and they don't love you back?

  • Unrequited love is a fact of life, so deal with it
  • Honey, the only person I love is in the mirror... and they love me back
  • I "convince" them that they love me! After all, who wouldn't?
  • I get loaded
  • Honestly, love is sort of an outdated concept
  • I get a little stabby
Question 7/10

Oh, money, money, money! How much do you love it?

  • I feel it's a necessary evil
  • A lot... and it's always kinda there... so that's cool!
  • I don't think about it much, but I know it when I see it
  • It's a useful tool
  • I bathe in it, son!
  • I'd hit you for what's in your wallet
Question 8/10

What kind of things do you dream about?

  • Unicorns riding ponies in fields of bacon
  • Revenge
  • Revenge against revenge
  • Simpler times
  • Electric sheep?
  • An entire season and long showers
Question 9/10

As is often times the case in "Dallas", someone needs killing! There are many options, how would you go about doing it?

  • Poison. Something untraceable.
  • Just shoot 'em!
  • Tire tracks across the head
  • I'd just go with what strikes me in the moment
  • I wouldn't hurt a fly, let alone kill it!
  • Something involving a horse. No... cow! No... horse! Horse. Yes!
Question 10/10

Finally, when you one day look back on your life, how do you think history will judge you?

  • As an imperfect soul who wished for the best
  • As someone who made a positive impact
  • As someone who lived life to its fullest-est
  • As someone who overcame obstacles
  • As someone who worked hard and did their level best
  • Babydoll, if I worried about history I wouldn't bother makin' it!
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