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Which “Dallas” Character Are You?
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Question 1/10
Let's say you are put in charge of an oil company, what's your plan?
- Easy. Eviscerate all who stand in my path!
- Make good contacts and follow a sound business plan
- Count my money!
- Ummm... expense the party of all parties?
- What idiot put me in charge of an oil company?
Question 2/10
What usually happens when you are completely hammered in a bar at closing time?
- What's closing time?
- Bar? I don't drink in "bars", Sugar.
- I drink the bottle in my purse! And drive! No bartender or glass needed!
- I call my "lover" to pick me up
- I'm not much of a drinker
Question 3/10
The good news is someone you find attractive is actively pursuing you. The bad news is you're married. How do you proceed?
- Cautiously, but still flirty
- I don't at all! I'm married!
- I go for it! Sounds like fun!
- I try to let them down easy
- Darlin', if I acted on every impulse I'd never have pants on!
Question 4/10
Everyone's dealt with a family squabble. How do you handle them?
- I try everything in my power to work it out
- I leverage one side against the middle
- I get loaded
- I explode in a shower of twinkling rage sparks
- I ignore it... until it explodes in a shower of twinkling rage sparks
Question 5/10
What do you think of sex?
- I think it has a time and place
- I think it is an expression of love and commitment
- I think it is a tool to get what I want
- I think it is overrated
- Are you kidding? I think about it all the time!
Question 6/10
What do you do when you love someone and they don't love you back?
- Unrequited love is a fact of life, so deal with it
- Honey, the only person I love is in the mirror... and they love me back
- I "convince" them that they love me! After all, who wouldn't?
- I get loaded
- Honestly, love is sort of an outdated concept
- I get a little stabby
Question 7/10
Oh, money, money, money! How much do you love it?
- I feel it's a necessary evil
- A lot... and it's always kinda there... so that's cool!
- I don't think about it much, but I know it when I see it
- It's a useful tool
- I bathe in it, son!
- I'd hit you for what's in your wallet
Question 8/10
What kind of things do you dream about?
- Unicorns riding ponies in fields of bacon
- Revenge
- Revenge against revenge
- Simpler times
- Electric sheep?
- An entire season and long showers
Question 9/10
As is often times the case in "Dallas", someone needs killing! There are many options, how would you go about doing it?
- Poison. Something untraceable.
- Just shoot 'em!
- Tire tracks across the head
- I'd just go with what strikes me in the moment
- I wouldn't hurt a fly, let alone kill it!
- Something involving a horse. No... cow! No... horse! Horse. Yes!
Question 10/10
Finally, when you one day look back on your life, how do you think history will judge you?
- As an imperfect soul who wished for the best
- As someone who made a positive impact
- As someone who lived life to its fullest-est
- As someone who overcame obstacles
- As someone who worked hard and did their level best
- Babydoll, if I worried about history I wouldn't bother makin' it!
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About This Quiz
Sex! Murder! Intrigue! Oil! Cows! Welcome to Dallas! Take the quiz to find out who you are, who you hate, who you love, and who needs killin’! Which “Dallas” character are you?
