How Well Trained Is Your Dog?

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Question 1/10

Does your dog respond to its name?

Yes, it turns around
It drops everything and comes when called
Sometimes, but it could just be coincidence
Yes, also to "Doggy", "Here kitty, kitty, etc."

Question 2/10

Does your dog know how to "sit?"

Yes, on the couch
If I'm holding a treat
Yes, but it could just be coincidence
It learned "sit" before it got all its shots!

Question 3/10

Does your dog know any tricks?

Yes, it can make kibble disappear
Yes, it can do card tricks
Yes, it can shake hands
My dog refuses to be a slave to man

Question 4/10

Which of the following has your dog destroyed?

A shoe
The carpet
Its own toys
All of the above
None of the above

Question 5/10

What is your dog's relationship with the mailman?

It resents being woken from its nap by that guy
They love each other - It's like a daily reunion
My dog has memorized delivery times - it must like the mailman!
We tipped the mailman generously at Christmas

Question 6/10

Is your dog a problem barker?

My dog uses its indoor voice in the house
Only if the doorbell rings
Only if the door bell rings, or hears something outside, or sees a movement out the window... but still, that's not ALL the time
Yes, but we've bribed Animal Control

Question 7/10

Does your dog have "accidents?"

Sometimes nature calls at the wrong time
That's no accident, it's marking territory!
My dog stands politely by the door to make its point
My dog carries a bathroom pass on walks

Question 8/10

Is your dog good with strangers?

My dog jumps on them in joy
My dog wants to rip their throats out
My dog is a suck up and an attention whore
Babies and bicycles piss my dog off

Question 9/10

Does your dog beg?

My dog has a little cardboard sign it made
My dog is a model of decorum and does not covet its neighbor's food
My dog can be more or less bought off with a treat
My dog stares at me and wills me to drop food with its mind

Question 10/10

What is your dog's relationship with cats?

Indifferent
Doggy is happier about Kitty than Kitty is about Doggy
Fortunately, my dog can't climb
Doggy and Kitty have a loving sibling relationship

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