Every parent likes to think that their kids are the most fantastic children in the world. Take this simple quiz to determine how awesome your kids really are! What time do your kids wake you up on a Saturday? 5 AM. 8 AM. In order to wake up, I first have to get some sleep. 9 AM, and they bring me breakfast in bed. How often do your kids get in trouble? Never. Not very often. All the time. Never, they cover their tracks. Have you ever caught your kids smoking? No, they know how damaging it can be. Once, but they learned their lesson. Several times. You're going to have to be a little more specific.... How much time do your kids spend watching TV or playing video games every day? 1 hour. 4 hours. Too much. They don't watch TV - they spend their time volunteering. How do your children react when you say "No?" They throw a tantrum . They bottle it up and build a deep resentment. They keep asking until I cave. They accept my decision. They ask my spouse instead. How often do your kids use foul language? All the time. Only when they want attention. Only when they're angry. Only when they see somebody I don't like. Never!. How often do your kids wash their hands after using the bathroom? Never. Never, but they pretend they did. All the time. Only after solids. Have your kids accepted (or do you think they would accept) your Facebook friend request? No. Only after deleting incriminating pictures on their page. Yes. Do your kids dress themselves? No. They can, but they won't. Yes. Yes, but they have terrible fashion sense. Do your kids look after their pets? No, it's all left to me. They do everything except feeding. Yes. It's just safer for the pets if I do it.