What Kind Of A**hole Are You?

Everyone has been called an A**hole at one point or another, but exactly what kind of A**hole are you? Take the quiz to find out!

What Kind Of A**hole Are You?

Have you ever been cut off in traffic and thought, "Wow, what a jerk," only to realize you've done the same thing on a stressful day? Or maybe you've laughed a little too loudly at someone's cringey moment, basking in some guilty schadenfreude. Let's face it—everyone has an inner a**hole, but like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. Your special blend of snarky moments and eyebrow-raising antics is uniquely yours, and it's high time to embrace it with a little tongue-in-cheek humor.

Understanding your specific a**hole-ish nature isn't just for kicks—it can enlighten you about some pretty interesting personality traits that might be lurking beneath the surface. Are you a Sarcastic Sam, doling out quips and jests like Halloween candy? Or perhaps you're a Ghosting Gary, disappearing from conversations and social commitments with the stealth of a ninja. Maybe you're the Competitive Charlie, turning every friendly game into a high-stakes championship.

Knowing which type of ahole you are can be oddly liberating. It's a chance to look in the mirror and chuckle because self-awareness is the first step to... well, probably not redemption, but at least you'll be the life of the party with your newfound knowledge. Ready to find out? Take a wild guess, and let’s see if you're right. Just remember to take the results with a pinch of salt—or a whole salt shaker if that's what your ahole persona would do.

Profiles in Pettiness: The Asshole Archetypes

Everyone's got a bit of a jerk streak, right? But your special brand of obnoxiousness? It's something else. Let's laugh and cringe as we break down the notorious nuisances known as Asshole Archetypes.

The Reddit Ranter

You've seen them, those key warriors wielding sarcasm like a samurai sword. The Reddit Ranter is a master of overly aggressive comments, often transforming a harmless discussion into a battlefield for intellectual superiority. They're not just here to share opinions; they're here to dominate and they feed on the upvotes like ambrosia.

The Estranged Family Fiasco

Family gatherings? More like verbal war-zones with this archetype. The Estranged Family Fiasco thrives on stirring up family drama, and their favorite hobby is dredging up the past. They can turn a cordial Thanksgiving into a not-so-civil war, launching passive-aggressive missiles across the dinner table.

The Aggressive Acquaintance

Ever met someone who's itching for a conflict about absolutely nothing? Enter The Aggressive Acquaintance. Your casual comment on weather patterns somehow leads to a heated debate on climate change, and they're not backing down until you accept you're wrong—even if you weren't arguing in the first place.

The Entitled Ex

Say hello to the king or queen of audacity: The Entitled Ex. These are the former partners who drain the word "ex" of its meaning by lingering in your life, making demands as if the relationship never ended. They believe they're owed your time, affection, and Netflix password, indefinitely.

The Manipulative Middle-Aged Menace

This archetype is a silver fox with a masters in deception: The Manipulative Middle-Aged Menace. Whether it's office politics or neighborhood King of the Hill, they're playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. Watch out for their charm—it's a trap to bend you to their will.

So, how much do you relate to these rascally personalities? Take a cheeky quiz over at Brainfall to find out which Asshole Archetype fits you to perfection—because self-awareness is the first step to becoming a little less of a petty tyrant.

Behavioral Bonanza: Spotting the Signs

Ever wondered what flavor of annoyance you bring to the table? Sharpen your self-awareness skills because we're about to dive into the nitty-gritty of identifying the not-so-charming traits that might just peg you as an "honorable" member of the a**hole community.

Identifying Aversive Attitudes

First stop on the self-discovery train: averting aversive attitudes. Have you ever cut the coffee queue, citing your urgent 9am call as more critical than others' needs? That self-important strut might just land you in the I'm more important than you category. Common behaviors to watch for include:

• Not letting others express their opinions
• Dismissing advice because, well, you know better
• The infamous eye-roll at your co-worker's story about their cat's birthday party

Irresponsible Incidents and How to Handle Them

Next up: are you the culprit behind irresponsible incidents? Perhaps at university, where group projects were met with your less-than-stellar participation, making you the biggest asshole on campus. If your mantra is "I'll do it later" and later never comes, here are a few tips to address those irresponsibilities:

1. Acknowledge: Admit that you might've dropped the ball... or rather, never even picked it up.
2. Apologize: A simple "my bad" goes a long way in mending fences.
3. Act: Swap out those empty promises with some real action.

The Overbearing Office Operative

Finally, let's talk about the overbearing office operative. You know who you are: you've got your eyes on the prize, and you're not above a little bulldozing to get there.

• Do you micromanage your co-workers as if they couldn't organize a one-item grocery list?
• Have you been labeled the office AITA (Am I The A**hole) for your blunt emails and snappy commands?

If so, it's high time to reassess that breakneck approach to win back some work pals. And remember, a bit of humor can deflate even the most inflated ego in the room.