What Straight Shot Are You?
Why do you need a shot?
- It’s Friday
- It’s ANY day
- Because… shots!
The burn or the smooth?
- The burn, I deserve what I get
- The smooth, I deserve a break
- The neither?
- Some kind of soda
- Another shot
- Red Bull
Which of these is most heartbreaking?
- Hangover at work
- Dropping my Chipotle on the ground
- Dropping my drink
- What do you mean? Life is awesome!
So, you’re alone at the bar and only a couple shots in when your ex shows up with a date. Ouch! What do you do?
- I return to my regularly scheduled drinking
- I set up a row of shots and get oblivious
- I loudly tell them to piss off somewhere else
- I just leave, I don’t need the drama
- I stare darts filled with poison at them
Your thoughts on the Irish Car Bomb?
- It’s a nice warm-up
- It’s offensive
- It’s fun to watch other people down one
- What in St. Patrick’s ghost is an Irish Car Bomb?
Besides drinking, what goes good with bowling?
- Umm… hand sanitizer?
- A vintage bowling shirt
- Artery-clogging fried food
So, you’re bringing home the new cutie you met at the bowling alley, but those wings you ate are tearing you up. What do you do?
- Let it go! Not quite like Elsa, but you get the idea...
- Hold it in and pray
- Excuse myself for a moment
- Get a cab and call it a night
To you, drinking booze is clearly a job! So, what’s your hobby?
- Arts and crafts
- Sports/Group activities
- Watching TV/movies
Finally, you’re invited to a friend’s wedding, but it’s a damn cash bar! How do you RSVP?
- I don’t. They should know better!
- I politely decline
- I accept and bring my wallet
- I accept and bring my own booze