Do you like to get your swerve on but don’t want to wait while a bartender pours ten different things into a shaker to “make” your shot? Then take our quiz to find out which straight shot you are! Why do you need a shot? It’s Friday. It’s ANY day. Because… shots!. The burn or the smooth? The burn, I deserve what I get. The smooth, I deserve a break. The neither?. Chaser? Lime. Beer. Some kind of soda. Another shot. Red Bull. Regret?. Which of these is most heartbreaking? Hangover at work. Dropping my Chipotle on the ground. Dropping my drink. What do you mean? Life is awesome!. So, you’re alone at the bar and only a couple shots in when your ex shows up with a date. Ouch! What do you do? I return to my regularly scheduled drinking. I set up a row of shots and get oblivious. I loudly tell them to piss off somewhere else. I just leave, I don’t need the drama. I stare darts filled with poison at them. Your thoughts on the Irish Car Bomb? It’s a nice warm-up. It’s offensive. It’s fun to watch other people down one. What in St. Patrick’s ghost is an Irish Car Bomb?. Besides drinking, what goes good with bowling? Umm… hand sanitizer?. A vintage bowling shirt. Artery-clogging fried food. So, you’re bringing home the new cutie you met at the bowling alley, but those wings you ate are tearing you up. What do you do? Let it go! Not quite like Elsa, but you get the idea.... Hold it in and pray. Excuse myself for a moment. Get a cab and call it a night. To you, drinking booze is clearly a job! So, what’s your hobby? Reading/Writing. Arts and crafts. Sports/Group activities. Watching TV/movies. Finally, you’re invited to a friend’s wedding, but it’s a damn cash bar! How do you RSVP? I don’t. They should know better!. I politely decline. I accept and bring my wallet. I accept and bring my own booze.