Do you like to get a little drinky? Then take a shot at this quiz and find out which shot you are! How would you describe your love life? Fun. Disappointing. Comfortable. Complicated. Crowded. If someone sends a shot to your table, it had better be ________. Fruity. Creamy. Expensive. Fiery. Which of these saves your life on a regular basis? Sex. Ice cream. My pet. Medication. My jam... dude. You mistakenly order the wrong shot, what do you do? Ask the bartender to make a different one. Ask the bartender what is in it. I have a nut allergy.. Pound it. A shot's a shot.. Give it to someone else. Buy one for the bartender so I'm not flying solo. Ever done a "mat shot"? Hasn't everyone? It's rite of passage!. I might have. I think I blocked it out.. On a regular basis. No. Freakin'. Way.. What IS a mat shot?. Pick a ride: . . . . You win $100 playing the lottery, what do you? Buy more lottery tickets. Donate it to charity. Buy myself a present. Put it in the bank. Change it into pennies and make a really cool sculpture. When you are in the "I'm getting hammered" mode, how many shots will you do? One or two. Two to five. More than five. It's Thursday?. When you go on vacation how do you decide where you'll go? I don't. I stay at home. In my pajamas. And eat pizza rolls.. I go to the same place every year. I go as far as my bank account will take me. I research the interwebs. I throw a dart at a map. What's your favorite kind of bar? A sports bar. A dive with a great jukebox. Someplace quiet. Someplace crowded. Any place with decent live music. Pick an anthem: "Hells Bells" by AC/DC. "One Love" by Bob Marley. "Lady Marmalade" by Mya, Pink, Lil' Kim, Missy Elliott. "Fly Me to the Moon" by Frank Sinatra. Bar snack? Popcorn or pretzels. Artichoke dip. Wings. Nachos. Anything fried. Those weird pickled eggs in the jar that never opens. Which of these is your greatest fear? Clowns. Zombies. Zombie clowns. People who think zombie clowns are a thing. Pick a sport: Football. Golf. MMA. Soccer. Quidditch. What's your morning usually like after a night of drinking? Painful, hangovers are the worst!. Easy-breezy, I know my limits!. Confusing, where am I and who is this sleeping next to me?!. Do you find trouble or does trouble usually find you? I'm always looking for a little "fun". Crazy things just seem to "happen" to me. Which cartoon character would you rather hang out with? . . . . How would you rather drink? In my favorite jersey. Dressed up for a night on the town. Keeping it casual and low key. Half naked on a beach in Mexico!. What's the most extreme thing you'd try? Skydiving. Dirt biking. Snowboarding. Go a week without internet... maybe. Pick a spirit animal: Wolf. Owl. Tiger. Dolphin. We all know it's important to stay in shape, which exercise are you doing? Swimming. Weightlifting. Jogging. Keg stands. What kind of music gets you in the mood to drink? Classic rock. Club/EDM. Lounge. Music? I don't need music to get in the mood to drink. Love is... A roller coaster. Complicated. Bliss. A journey. Pick a spy: James Bond. Jason Bourne. Austin Powers. Mrs. Smith. Which drinking game are you playing? Edward 40 hands. King's cup. Beer pong. Strip poker.