Clown Name Generator: What’s Your Horrible Clown Name?

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Question 1/7

Happy Clown, Sad Clown, or Evil Clown?

  • Happy! I’m a clown!
  • Sad. I’m a clown.
  • Evil. Nuff said.
Question 2/7

Are you irrationally terrified of clowns?

  • No! Clowns are silly, happy funtime!
  • A little. The squeaking and honking are a bit disconcerting.
  • Damn right I am!
Question 3/7

How many people have you fit into a car?

  • More than five
  • More than seven
  • More than ten
  • One. In the trunk.
Question 4/7

Circus Clown, Clown-for-Hire, Geek, or (Eek!) Mime?

  • Circus. I'm a pro!
  • For hire. Easy money!
  • Geek. Tough racket!
  • Mime. And don’t you dare say I’m not a “real” clown!
Question 5/7

Pick a balloon animal:

Question 6/7

Your position on floppy shoes?

  • They’re freakin’ hilarious
  • They’re a menace!
  • They make it hard to run from the cops
Question 7/7

The older I get…

  • The wiser I get
  • The more jaded I get
  • The angrier I get
  • The less I give a crap
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