What’s Your Horrible Clown Name?
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Question 1/7
Happy Clown, Sad Clown, or Evil Clown?
- Happy! I’m a clown!
- Sad. I’m a clown.
- Evil. Nuff said.
Question 2/7
Are you irrationally terrified of clowns?
- No! Clowns are silly, happy funtime!
- A little. The squeaking and honking are a bit disconcerting.
- Damn right I am!
Question 3/7
How many people have you fit into a car?
- More than five
- More than seven
- More than ten
- One. In the trunk.
Question 4/7
Circus Clown, Clown-for-Hire, Geek, or (Eek!) Mime?
- Circus. I'm a pro!
- For hire. Easy money!
- Geek. Tough racket!
- Mime. And don’t you dare say I’m not a “real” clown!
Question 5/7
Pick a balloon animal:
Question 6/7
Your position on floppy shoes?
- They’re freakin’ hilarious
- They’re a menace!
- They make it hard to run from the cops
Question 7/7
The older I get…
- The wiser I get
- The more jaded I get
- The angrier I get
- The less I give a crap
