Which Ancient Warrior Would You Be?
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Question 1/30
Which of these things is most likely to upset you?
- Betrayal
- Injustice
- Disrespect for religion
- Someone doubting my skills
Question 2/30
Which of these meals is most likely to be on your dinner plate tonight?
- A burger from White Castle
- Steak - well done
- Steak -rare
- Chow mein
- Arroz con pollo
Question 3/30
When you head into battle, who is by your side?
- God
- The gods
- My men
- Me. All I got is me.
Question 4/30
Which superhero do you most admire?
- The Incredible Hulk
- Batman
- Captain America
- Superman
- The Silver Surfer
Question 5/30
What did you spend most of your time on in high school?
- Sports
- Partying
- Studying
- Doing my own thing
Question 6/30
You’re at your local bar and someone catches your eye, how do you make sure you catch theirs?
- I make eye contact and smile
- I buy them a drink
- I talk to them
- Yeah, I’ve been trained to be invisible… soooo
Question 7/30
Could you imagine yourself being in a band?
- No, I'm too shy for that
- Maybe
- Yes
Question 8/30
Which word would your friends use to describe you?
- Clever
- Quiet
- Ambitious
- Respectful
- Spiritual
Question 9/30
Which word would your enemies use to describe you?
- Greedy
- Judgemental
- Boring
- Cunning
Question 10/30
Are you ever tempted to take home stray animals?
- Yes
- Only if I feel a bond with the animal
- No
Question 11/30
Which of the following would you be most likely to participate in?
- Rugby
- Archery
- Soccer
- Martial arts
Question 12/30
Which of these athletes do you most admire?
- Babe Ruth
- Michael Jordan
- Tim Duncan
- Hulk Hogan
- Wayne Gretzky
Question 13/30
Choose your weapon!
- A katana
- A broad axe
- A spear
- A throwing star
Question 14/30
Are you a team player or do you prefer to freelance?
- Total team player
- I’m a freelancer
- I can do both depending on the situation
Question 15/30
Choose a battle cry!
- Ei! Ei! Oh!
- Odin owns you all!
- Alala!
- No cry, baby. I got a death whistle!
- Yeah, again, I was trained to be invisible… sooo
Question 16/30
You have to have a certain mindset to be a great warrior. How do you prepare yourself for the fight ahead?
- Meditation
- Training… and more training
- Party! I might die tomorrow!
- Pray
Question 17/30
Even warriors have a vice or two. Which of these is your vice of choice?
- Booze
- Drugs
- Sex
- Gambling
- My body is a temple, dude.
Question 18/30
You lose your weapon on the battlefield and are forced to fight hand-to- hand! What’s your fighting style?
- Fast and furious
- Graceful, but methodical
- Relentless and powerful
- Elusive and cunning
Question 19/30
Which of these animals captures your warrior spirit?
- Elephant
- Bear
- Tiger
- Falcon
- Snake
Question 20/30
How do you celebrate a well-won victory?
- I thank the gods
- I sleep
- War is nothing to celebrate
- I drink a cold one out of the skulls of my enemies
- Blood sacrifices for everybody!
Question 21/30
What’s your biggest flaw as a warrior?
- Impatience
- Mercy
- Self-doubt
- Flaw? What's that?
Question 22/30
Your biggest strength?
- Intelligence
- Speed
- Stealth
- Fearlessness
Question 23/30
Your ideal house is…
- A mansion in the hills
- A house on the beach
- Someplace in the city
- Something simple. I don’t want or need anything fancy.
Question 24/30
If there were no cars or planes, how would you most like to travel?
- Train
- Boat
- Bike
- Horse
- Walking's cool by me
Question 25/30
Your battle plans are…
- Simple
- Complicated
- Non-existent
- Secret, dude
Question 26/30
Pick a country to conquer and call your own as Ruler Supreme!
- Greece
- America
- Japan
- China
- France
Question 27/30
After a brutal defeat, what’s the plan?
- Rest
- Prepare for the next fight
- Petition the gods
- Kill myself
- Defeat? What’s that?
Question 28/30
In battle, you have to make decisions quickly! So, quickly… what’s your favorite Jolly Rancher flavor?
- Green Apple
- Watermelon
- Cherry
- Blue Raspberry
- Cinnamon
Question 29/30
Favorite breakfast food?
- Eggs and bacon
- Cereal and bacon
- Oatmeal and bacon
- Coffee and bacon
Question 30/30
Finally, how do you want to be remembered?
- As a good person
- As a great warrior
- As one scary MF
- It is not important for me to be remembered