Which Ancient Warrior Would You Be?

Question 1/30

Which of these things is most likely to upset you?

Betrayal
Injustice
Disrespect for religion
Someone doubting my skills

Question 2/30

Which of these meals is most likely to be on your dinner plate tonight?

A burger from White Castle
Steak - well done
Steak -rare
Chow mein
Arroz con pollo

Question 3/30

When you head into battle, who is by your side?

God
The gods
My men
Me. All I got is me.

Question 4/30

Which superhero do you most admire?

The Incredible Hulk
Batman
Captain America
Superman
The Silver Surfer

Question 5/30

What did you spend most of your time on in high school?

Sports
Partying
Studying
Doing my own thing

Question 6/30

You’re at your local bar and someone catches your eye, how do you make sure you catch theirs?

I make eye contact and smile
I buy them a drink
I talk to them
Yeah, I’ve been trained to be invisible… soooo

Question 7/30

Could you imagine yourself being in a band?

No, I'm too shy for that
Maybe
Yes

Question 8/30

Which word would your friends use to describe you?

Clever
Quiet
Ambitious
Respectful
Spiritual

Question 9/30

Which word would your enemies use to describe you?

Greedy
Judgemental
Boring
Cunning

Question 10/30

Are you ever tempted to take home stray animals?

Yes
Only if I feel a bond with the animal
No

Question 11/30

Which of the following would you be most likely to participate in?

Rugby
Archery
Soccer
Martial arts

Question 12/30

Which of these athletes do you most admire?

Babe Ruth
Michael Jordan
Tim Duncan
Hulk Hogan
Wayne Gretzky

Question 13/30

Choose your weapon!

A katana
A broad axe
A spear
A throwing star

Question 14/30

Are you a team player or do you prefer to freelance?

Total team player
I’m a freelancer
I can do both depending on the situation

Question 15/30

Choose a battle cry!

Ei! Ei! Oh!
Odin owns you all!
Alala!
No cry, baby. I got a death whistle!
Yeah, again, I was trained to be invisible… sooo

Question 16/30

You have to have a certain mindset to be a great warrior. How do you prepare yourself for the fight ahead?

Meditation
Training… and more training
Party! I might die tomorrow!
Pray

Question 17/30

Even warriors have a vice or two. Which of these is your vice of choice?

Booze
Drugs
Sex
Gambling
My body is a temple, dude.

Question 18/30

You lose your weapon on the battlefield and are forced to fight hand-to- hand! What’s your fighting style?

Fast and furious
Graceful, but methodical
Relentless and powerful
Elusive and cunning

Question 19/30

Which of these animals captures your warrior spirit?

Elephant
Bear
Tiger
Falcon
Snake

Question 20/30

How do you celebrate a well-won victory?

I thank the gods
I sleep
War is nothing to celebrate
I drink a cold one out of the skulls of my enemies
Blood sacrifices for everybody!

Question 21/30

What’s your biggest flaw as a warrior?

Impatience
Mercy
Self-doubt
Flaw? What's that?

Question 22/30

Your biggest strength?

Intelligence
Speed
Stealth
Fearlessness

Question 23/30

Your ideal house is…

A mansion in the hills
A house on the beach
Someplace in the city
Something simple. I don’t want or need anything fancy.

Question 24/30

If there were no cars or planes, how would you most like to travel?

Train
Boat
Bike
Horse
Walking's cool by me

Question 25/30

Your battle plans are…

Simple
Complicated
Non-existent
Secret, dude

Question 26/30

Pick a country to conquer and call your own as Ruler Supreme!

Greece
America
Japan
China
France

Question 27/30

After a brutal defeat, what’s the plan?

Rest
Prepare for the next fight
Petition the gods
Kill myself
Defeat? What’s that?

Question 28/30

In battle, you have to make decisions quickly! So, quickly… what’s your favorite Jolly Rancher flavor?

Green Apple
Watermelon
Cherry
Blue Raspberry
Cinnamon

Question 29/30

Favorite breakfast food?

Eggs and bacon
Cereal and bacon
Oatmeal and bacon
Coffee and bacon

Question 30/30

Finally, how do you want to be remembered?

As a good person
As a great warrior
As one scary MF
It is not important for me to be remembered