Think you’ve got what it takes to be a warrior? Which Ancient Warrior Would You Be? Which of these things is most likely to upset you? Betrayal. Injustice. Disrespect for religion. Someone doubting my skills. Which of these meals is most likely to be on your dinner plate tonight? A burger from White Castle. Steak - well done. Steak -rare. Chow mein. Arroz con pollo. When you head into battle, who is by your side? God. The gods. My men. Me. All I got is me.. Which superhero do you most admire? The Incredible Hulk. Batman. Captain America. Superman. The Silver Surfer. What did you spend most of your time on in high school? Sports. Partying. Studying. Doing my own thing. You’re at your local bar and someone catches your eye, how do you make sure you catch theirs? I make eye contact and smile. I buy them a drink. I talk to them. Yeah, I’ve been trained to be invisible… soooo. Could you imagine yourself being in a band? No, I'm too shy for that. Maybe. Yes. Which word would your friends use to describe you? Clever. Quiet. Ambitious. Respectful. Spiritual. Which word would your enemies use to describe you? Greedy. Judgemental. Boring. Cunning. Are you ever tempted to take home stray animals? Yes. Only if I feel a bond with the animal. No. Which of the following would you be most likely to participate in? Rugby. Archery. Soccer. Martial arts. Which of these athletes do you most admire? Babe Ruth. Michael Jordan. Tim Duncan. Hulk Hogan. Wayne Gretzky. Choose your weapon! A katana. A broad axe. A spear. A throwing star. Are you a team player or do you prefer to freelance? Total team player. I’m a freelancer. I can do both depending on the situation. Choose a battle cry! Ei! Ei! Oh!. Odin owns you all!. Alala!. No cry, baby. I got a death whistle!. Yeah, again, I was trained to be invisible… sooo. You have to have a certain mindset to be a great warrior. How do you prepare yourself for the fight ahead? Meditation. Training… and more training. Party! I might die tomorrow!. Pray. Even warriors have a vice or two. Which of these is your vice of choice? Booze. Drugs. Sex. Gambling. My body is a temple, dude.. You lose your weapon on the battlefield and are forced to fight hand-to- hand! What’s your fighting style? Fast and furious. Graceful, but methodical. Relentless and powerful. Elusive and cunning. Which of these animals captures your warrior spirit? Elephant. Bear. Tiger. Falcon. Snake. How do you celebrate a well-won victory? I thank the gods. I sleep. War is nothing to celebrate. I drink a cold one out of the skulls of my enemies. Blood sacrifices for everybody!. What’s your biggest flaw as a warrior? Impatience. Mercy. Self-doubt. Flaw? What's that?. Your biggest strength? Intelligence. Speed. Stealth. Fearlessness. Your ideal house is… A mansion in the hills. A house on the beach. Someplace in the city. Something simple. I don’t want or need anything fancy.. If there were no cars or planes, how would you most like to travel? Train. Boat. Bike. Horse. Walking's cool by me. Your battle plans are… Simple. Complicated. Non-existent. Secret, dude. Pick a country to conquer and call your own as Ruler Supreme! Greece. America. Japan. China. France. After a brutal defeat, what’s the plan? Rest. Prepare for the next fight. Petition the gods. Kill myself. Defeat? What’s that?. In battle, you have to make decisions quickly! So, quickly… what’s your favorite Jolly Rancher flavor? Green Apple. Watermelon. Cherry. Blue Raspberry. Cinnamon. Favorite breakfast food? Eggs and bacon. Cereal and bacon. Oatmeal and bacon. Coffee and bacon. Finally, how do you want to be remembered? As a good person. As a great warrior. As one scary MF. It is not important for me to be remembered.