Hasta La Vista, Baby! Which Arnold Schwarzenegger character are you? Your typical everyday attire? Camo. Business suit. As little as possible. Plaids. Endoskeleton. Your ideal woman? Works with me. Is exotic. There is no such thing. Is a teacher. Only exists in my dreams. Out of the following, which seems most like a place your parents would call home? Cimmeria. I'm not sure. Mars. Austria. California. No, really!. You wake up, not knowing where you are or how you got there. Of the following, what do you do? I look for my gun. I look for my brother . I roll over and go back to bed. Not possible - I never went to sleep. I call security. Of the following, which has the most control over you? My wife. Some freakazoid from outer space. Mankind. The ancient gods. My school principal. People are starting trouble, what do you say to them? I’m the party pooper. I’ll be back. I don’t know what the problem is, but I’m sure it can be solved without resorting to violence. What the hell are you?. You’re walking down the street, round a corner, and come upon two men beating each other senseless. What do you do? I politely try to convince them to stop. I let them finish, smack down the winner and rob them both . I ignore them and keep going my way. I try to figure out if I know them . I push them aside and call them girlie. Lunch just wouldn’t be complete without: Cookies. Roast snake. a kitchen staff to cook for me. Chewing tobacco. A lunch box.