Which Arnold Schwarzenegger Character Are You?
Your typical everyday attire?
- Business suit
- As little as possible
Your ideal woman?
- Works with me
- Is exotic
- There is no such thing
- Is a teacher
- Only exists in my dreams
Out of the following, which seems most like a place your parents would call home?
- I'm not sure
- California. No, really!
You wake up, not knowing where you are or how you got there. Of the following, what do you do?
- I look for my gun
- I look for my brother
- I roll over and go back to bed
- Not possible - I never went to sleep
- I call security
Of the following, which has the most control over you?
- My wife
- Some freakazoid from outer space
- The ancient gods
- My school principal
People are starting trouble, what do you say to them?
- I’m the party pooper
- I’ll be back
- I don’t know what the problem is, but I’m sure it can be solved without resorting to violence
- What the hell are you?
You’re walking down the street, round a corner, and come upon two men beating each other senseless. What do you do?
- I politely try to convince them to stop
- I let them finish, smack down the winner and rob them both
- I ignore them and keep going my way
- I try to figure out if I know them
- I push them aside and call them girlie
Lunch just wouldn’t be complete without:
- Roast snake
- a kitchen staff to cook for me
- Chewing tobacco
- A lunch box