Which “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” Character Are You?

Keeping the streets of Brooklyn safe is no easy task, but the squad at the Nine-Nine make it look like a cake walk. This group of oddballs will keep you laughing until the credits roll, but which of these intrepid officers would you like to grab a donut with? The series revolves around Jake Peralta, an immature but talented NYPD detective in Brooklyn's 99th Precinct, who comes into conflict with his new commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt When you’re headed into the office, how do you dress? Business appropriate attire. Sneaks and a rumpled shirt. I promise that I look fabulous. Doesn’t really matter so long as I blend in. When you’re on a stakeout, what tunes do you bring to break up the monotony? “Every Breath You Take” by the Police. “This Too Shall Pass” by OK Go. “Ride of the Valkyries” by Richard Wagner. “Roar” by Katy Perry. You’ve got to go undercover to help nab a crook. What disguise do you wear? Long coat, furry collar, a cane for swinging. A smart business suit. What I’d normally wear… I need no disguise. A full length body stocking. How do you unwind after a tough day of collaring perps? A nice drink and a nice book. I hit those clubs until my feet can’t dance anymore. There are people who quit working? News to me.. A seven-course meal for me and anyone who wants to join. A coworker just won’t stop talking about the results of last night’s reality show. How do you respond? I put on my headphones and ignore it. I politely ask my coworker to turn down the volume. I join in so I can correct their wildly inaccurate opinions. Icy stare until my coworker gets the point. Which of these activities seems most appealing to you? Sign me up for a triathlon. Sign me up for a cooking class. Sign me up for a lecture on Baroque architecture. Don’t sign me up for anything. You’re in a convenience store and a man in a mask pushes past you. What’s your next move? I’m sure the proper authorities will grab him. I stick my foot out in the hopes of tripping him. I give chase; criminals must be brought to justice. Maybe he’s just getting his trick-or-treating in early. What government agency would you most like to work for? The CIA. The NYPD. The National Parks Service. None of these, really. What’s your favorite part of walking a beat in Brooklyn? The people are so interesting. There’s a bagel shop every ten feet. The hipsters; all the hipsters. It’s the coolest place in the world, so naturally I belong there. New York is famous for its pizza; what toppings are on your slice? Meat lover’s. Spinach, light feta, and make the crust gluten-free. Plain ol' cheese is good. No preference on toppings, but I gotta pick the place.

Which “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” Character Are You?

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