Are you nostalgic or the care-free type? Maybe a bit dark and mysterious? Which Christmas ghost are you most like? Which of the gifts from the three wise men is most useful? Gold!. Frankincense. Myrrh... is that really a word?. Power to grow a luscious mane of hair. Walking into your bedroom in the dark, you're most likely to trip over... My electric guitar signed by every member of Van Halen. My pillow fort that I forgot to take down. My phone charger. My Roomba. What's your favorite Christmas movie? Elf. Christmas Vacation. Die Hard!. If I have to watch another rerun of Frosty or Rudolph I'm going to puke. Which of the following sounds like the best way to spend Christmas this year? Crawling out of bed in my footy pajamas and waking my parents up at 4 AM. Locking myself at home and playing video games all day. Spending the day with family. Riding a white stallion through the streets, delivering presents and Christmas cheer. How do you wrap your Christmas presents? My presents are all sent in personalized stockings with the recipient's initials. Eh, I usually just buy gift cards, so I toss them in little bags with tissue paper. I just gift people likes on Facebook. Only green and red wrapping paper, nothing else. How do you feel about snow on Christmas? It's OK, just not every year. How else would I fit in my Christmas morning snowboarding session with the ghost of Bing Crosby?. A white Christmas is the only real Christmas. I can't wait for global warming to put an end to snow forever. Do you get presents for your pets? You bet; a sweater for my cat. A leather jacket and a bottle of scotch for my reindeer. I plan on setting up a Twitter account for my rabbit. A thick piece of raw steak for my dog. When did you stop believing in Santa Claus? When I was ten. What are you talking about?. I AM Santa. My parents told me the day I was born. Fill in the blank: Dashing through the snow, in _____ A one-horse open sleigh. A 7-seater SUV. A Harley with snow tires. I don't go outside when it snows, my joints hurt. What are you most sad about when Christmas ends? That I have to go back to work. That I have to return all these useless gifts. Nothing! It's ALWAYS Christmas in my heart. Everything! I hate it when it's not Christmas..