Which Classic Rock Song Are You?

The FM radio crackles to life in your 1977 Pinto and those oh-so-familiar strains of “Stairway to Heaven” waft over the plastic upholstery, through your broken window, and into the darkening evening. Ahhh… memories. Classic rock is all about them! Which memory are you? There’s only one way to find out: Get the Led out and take our quiz to discover which Classic Rock song you are!

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Question 1/9

Do you trust people who drive vans?

Hell no! Creepy, man.
Don’t hate the playa
Um… I drive a van

Question 2/9

If you had a chance to play a song for anyone in the world, who would it be?

The Pope
The President

The Queen
The Dude

Question 3/9

What does the word “classic” mean to you?

Timeless
Original
Really damn old

Question 4/9

Your lover just made it clear to you that they want nothing more to do with you! Your response?

I talk to the bottom of a bottle
I’m not above begging
What can I say? That’s pretty accurate.
That’s today, man. Tomorrow’s a brighter day!

Question 5/9

Speaking of which, how much do you hate the word “lover"?

I don’t
It’s kinda gross
I hate it like cancer

Question 6/9

How do you feel about the Eagles?

They kick ass!
Really depends on the song
I dislike Eagles fans more than I hate the Eagles
Man, I HATE the f***ing Eagles!

Question 7/9

Running…

Out of patience
Into brick walls
On empty
In circles

Question 8/9

Your roommate just snaked your crush. Really?

Really.
There are other fish in the sea
There will be an ass kicking
I’ll wait for karma, bro

Question 9/9

What can you guaran-damn-tee will happen whenever you walk into a crowded room?

I will be mobbed
I’ll look for the bar
I’ll look for a familiar face
I'll start sweating like Keith Richards at a drug test

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Which Classic Rock Song Are You?