Which Classic Rock Song Are You?
Do you trust people who drive vans?
- Hell no! Creepy, man.
- Don’t hate the playa
- Um… I drive a van
If you had a chance to play a song for anyone in the world, who would it be?
- The Pope
- The President
- The Queen
- The Dude
What does the word “classic” mean to you?
- Really damn old
Your lover just made it clear to you that they want nothing more to do with you! Your response?
- I talk to the bottom of a bottle
- I’m not above begging
- What can I say? That’s pretty accurate.
- That’s today, man. Tomorrow’s a brighter day!
Speaking of which, how much do you hate the word “lover"?
- I don’t
- It’s kinda gross
- I hate it like cancer
How do you feel about the Eagles?
- They kick ass!
- Really depends on the song
- I dislike Eagles fans more than I hate the Eagles
- Man, I HATE the f***ing Eagles!
- Out of patience
- Into brick walls
- On empty
- In circles
Your roommate just snaked your crush. Really?
- There are other fish in the sea
- There will be an ass kicking
- I’ll wait for karma, bro
What can you guaran-damn-tee will happen whenever you walk into a crowded room?
- I will be mobbed
- I’ll look for the bar
- I’ll look for a familiar face
- I'll start sweating like Keith Richards at a drug test