Who’s Your 1980s Music Boyfriend?

The 1980s were the decade of big hair and even bigger egos. But it was also prime time for hot musicians wearing spandex pants, and that ain’t a bad thing! Who’s Your 1980s Music Boyfriend? Take our quiz and find out!

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Question 1/27

Let’s get a very important 80s question out of the way… hair preference?

Very long, and big
Shorter, highly-styled
Hightop fade!
How about something more... working class?

Question 2/27

Time for an evening out on the town! What’s your music boy wearing?

Something leather
Something black
Something funky
Something... purple!

Question 3/27

If your boy wasn’t a rock star, he’d probably be…

A pilot
A model
An actor
A poet

Question 4/27

Vacation time… where are you two love birds heading?

The ocean! On a yacht!
Road trip across the USA!
A castle in Europe!
The bedroom!

Question 5/27

Your man invites you on the set of his new music video shoot. What’s it look like?

A high school
An arena
A simple set... but damn cool!
Music video? Nah... he's making a movie!

Question 6/27

There’s nothing finer than watching your man on stage…

Touching hearts!
Breaking hearts!
Spitting rhymes!
Playing the hell out of a guitar!
Losing his mind!

Question 7/27

Your musical boy toy is leaning over to whisper something in your ear. You hope it’s something…

Funny
Touching
Dirty (teehee!)

Question 8/27

If you don’t mind us asking, how do you like your man to be in bed?

Aggressive
Tender
Um… dirty
Goofy

Question 9/27

Besides playing music, what’s a surefire way for a potential music boyfriend to pick you up at a bar?

With his smoldering stare
With his witty banter
With his bod
With his brain
With his painfully bad pickup line

Question 10/27

You and your boy get into an argument! What do you get him as a make-up present?

A bottle of Jack
Flowers
A scrapbook describing the journey of our lives together
Passionate sex
A gift card to Home Depot

Question 11/27

And what does he get you?

Dirty sex
Passionate sex
Dirty passionate sex
A gift card to Home Depot

Question 12/27

When he’s on tour, he…

Rocks them all!
Calls me every night
He kinda hates it
Probably needs a shot of penicillin

Question 13/27

What’s the one thing that you’ll always find on his tour bus?

A notebook
Booze
Candy
Someone named “Candy”

Question 14/27

Which of these 80s words best describe your man?

Rad
Bitchin’
Tubular
Gnarly
Freak

Question 15/27

Perfect! You’re lounging in bed at noon on a Sunday morning, what are you guys doing?

Cuddling
Reading the newspaper
Sleeping… noon is too early to wake up
Getting sweaty

Question 16/27

Your man works hard and you want to take him out on an unusual date. Where would you go?

A county fair
A cooking class
A local school play
A botanical garden

Question 17/27

What kind of things does your boyfriend write about in his songs?

Love
Sadness
Sex
Everyday stuff

Question 18/27

Of course, your 80s music boyfriend would have to compete with your 80s actor boyfriend for your attention! Which of these heartthrobs would it be?

Rob Lowe
John Cusack
Johnny Depp
Patrick Swayze
Tom Selleck
Alfonso Ribeiro

Question 19/27

What’s the most romantic thing your music man could do for you?

Breakfast and “dessert” in bed
Ask what I want
Buy me nice things
Bring me up onstage and propose
Just say, “I love you”

Question 20/27

What’s the most annoying thing your music man could do?

Forget my name
Only focus on his music
Cheat on me
Cheat on me without asking if I want to join in

Question 21/27

If your music boyfriend were a piece of candy, which of these would he be?

Red Hots
Snickers Bar
Sweet Tarts
A Hershey Bar
Black Licorice
Peach Schnapps

Question 22/27

The 80s were an “interesting” time for style! Which of these looks would you most likely rock to a show?

Torn, acid-washed jeans
A leather jacket
Rooster tail bangs
A slit T-shit
Slouch boots

Question 23/27

What’s your favorite kind of 80s music?

Pop
Rock
Pop Rock
Soul/R&B
Hip-Hop

Question 24/27

You’re invited to a wild Hollywood costume party! You and your boy go as…

Zombie Romeo and Juliet
Zombie Lenin and Marx
Zombie Kim and Kanye
Zombie Cop and Robber
Zombie Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Question 25/27

After not calling all night, your music man stumbles in at 7AM with no excuses! What do you do?

Make him sleep on the couch
Make him take a shower, at least
Punch him in the face
Call a divorce lawyer
Get the juicy details!

Question 26/27

If your 80s music boyfriend finally put a ring on it, where would you get married?

On a beach somewhere
In a small church
In a huge church
At his private estate
At Elton John’s house

Question 27/27

Final question: What turns you on the most?

Humor
Slick dance moves
Scruffy beards
An air of mystery...

Calculating Result...

Who’s Your 1980s Music Boyfriend?