Who’s Your 1980s Music Boyfriend?
The 1980s were the decade of big hair and even bigger egos. But it was also prime time for hot musicians wearing spandex pants, and that ain’t a bad thing! Who’s Your 1980s Music Boyfriend? Take our quiz and find out!
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Question 1/27
Let’s get a very important 80s question out of the way… hair preference?
- Very long, and big
- Shorter, highly-styled
- Hightop fade!
- How about something more... working class?
Question 2/27
Time for an evening out on the town! What’s your music boy wearing?
- Something leather
- Something black
- Something funky
- Something... purple!
Question 3/27
If your boy wasn’t a rock star, he’d probably be…
- A pilot
- A model
- An actor
- A poet
Question 4/27
Vacation time… where are you two love birds heading?
- The ocean! On a yacht!
- Road trip across the USA!
- A castle in Europe!
- The bedroom!
Question 5/27
Your man invites you on the set of his new music video shoot. What’s it look like?
- A high school
- An arena
- A simple set... but damn cool!
- Music video? Nah... he's making a movie!
Question 6/27
There’s nothing finer than watching your man on stage…
- Touching hearts!
- Breaking hearts!
- Spitting rhymes!
- Playing the hell out of a guitar!
- Losing his mind!
Question 7/27
Your musical boy toy is leaning over to whisper something in your ear. You hope it’s something…
- Funny
- Touching
- Dirty (teehee!)
Question 8/27
If you don’t mind us asking, how do you like your man to be in bed?
- Aggressive
- Tender
- Um… dirty
- Goofy
Question 9/27
Besides playing music, what’s a surefire way for a potential music boyfriend to pick you up at a bar?
- With his smoldering stare
- With his witty banter
- With his bod
- With his brain
- With his painfully bad pickup line
Question 10/27
You and your boy get into an argument! What do you get him as a make-up present?
- A bottle of Jack
- Flowers
- A scrapbook describing the journey of our lives together
- Passionate sex
- A gift card to Home Depot
Question 11/27
And what does he get you?
- Dirty sex
- Passionate sex
- Dirty passionate sex
- A gift card to Home Depot
Question 12/27
When he’s on tour, he…
- Rocks them all!
- Calls me every night
- He kinda hates it
- Probably needs a shot of penicillin
Question 13/27
What’s the one thing that you’ll always find on his tour bus?
- A notebook
- Booze
- Candy
- Someone named “Candy”
Question 14/27
Which of these 80s words best describe your man?
- Rad
- Bitchin’
- Tubular
- Gnarly
- Freak
Question 15/27
Perfect! You’re lounging in bed at noon on a Sunday morning, what are you guys doing?
- Cuddling
- Reading the newspaper
- Sleeping… noon is too early to wake up
- Getting sweaty
Question 16/27
Your man works hard and you want to take him out on an unusual date. Where would you go?
- A county fair
- A cooking class
- A local school play
- A botanical garden
Question 17/27
What kind of things does your boyfriend write about in his songs?
- Love
- Sadness
- Sex
- Everyday stuff
Question 18/27
Of course, your 80s music boyfriend would have to compete with your 80s actor boyfriend for your attention! Which of these heartthrobs would it be?
- Rob Lowe
- John Cusack
- Johnny Depp
- Patrick Swayze
- Tom Selleck
- Alfonso Ribeiro
Question 19/27
What’s the most romantic thing your music man could do for you?
- Breakfast and “dessert” in bed
- Ask what I want
- Buy me nice things
- Bring me up onstage and propose
- Just say, “I love you”
Question 20/27
What’s the most annoying thing your music man could do?
- Forget my name
- Only focus on his music
- Cheat on me
- Cheat on me without asking if I want to join in
Question 21/27
If your music boyfriend were a piece of candy, which of these would he be?
- Red Hots
- Snickers Bar
- Sweet Tarts
- A Hershey Bar
- Black Licorice
- Peach Schnapps
Question 22/27
The 80s were an “interesting” time for style! Which of these looks would you most likely rock to a show?
- Torn, acid-washed jeans
- A leather jacket
- Rooster tail bangs
- A slit T-shit
- Slouch boots
Question 23/27
What’s your favorite kind of 80s music?
- Pop
- Rock
- Pop Rock
- Soul/R&B
- Hip-Hop
Question 24/27
You’re invited to a wild Hollywood costume party! You and your boy go as…
- Zombie Romeo and Juliet
- Zombie Lenin and Marx
- Zombie Kim and Kanye
- Zombie Cop and Robber
- Zombie Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
Question 25/27
After not calling all night, your music man stumbles in at 7AM with no excuses! What do you do?
- Make him sleep on the couch
- Make him take a shower, at least
- Punch him in the face
- Call a divorce lawyer
- Get the juicy details!
Question 26/27
If your 80s music boyfriend finally put a ring on it, where would you get married?
- On a beach somewhere
- In a small church
- In a huge church
- At his private estate
- At Elton John’s house
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Final question: What turns you on the most?
- Humor
- Slick dance moves
- Scruffy beards
- An air of mystery...
