Which Conspiracy Theory Are You?

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Question 1/8

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you - who's out to get you?

  • The government
  • The shadow government
  • Aliens
  • Famous people
Question 2/8

What are you most likely to lie about?

  • I'll embellish a story to make myself seem more heroic
  • I do some things people would hate me for if they found out
  • I'll tell a white lie to spare people's feelings
  • I'll make up an excuse to duck out of work
Question 3/8

You learn an exciting new secret, who do you share it with?

  • Anyone who walks by on the street
  • All my followers on social media
  • My fellow enthusiasts
  • Only my closest friends and family
Question 4/8

Your friends tell you you're spending too much time mulling over your conspiracy. What's your response?

  • I can't let it go - this will make me famous
  • Nobody understands how much it means to me
  • I'm just pursuing the truth
  • This is for everyone's protection!
Question 5/8

There's more to life than conspiracies. Where do you go to relax?

  • The park
  • A concert
  • The bar
  • Out for a drive
Question 6/8

Do you have any vices (drinking, smoking, etc)?

  • Many - life's fun that way!
  • Nope, gotta keep my mind sharp
  • Just in moderation
  • How else would I deal with what I've seen?
Question 7/8

You explain your conspiracy theory to your co-worker, who just nods and smiles. Why aren't they shocked by your revelations?

  • I talk too much, and they've learned to tune me out. But THIS time it's important!
  • They're one of THEM! Run!
  • They mean well, but they're just a little naïve
Question 8/8

And finally, what will be most exciting for you about spreading the truth behind your conspiracy?

  • The truth itself will be fascinating on its own
  • Seeing the frauds exposed for what they are
  • Finally freeing us from our overlords

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