Which Death Metal Band Are You?
True or False: Death metal should be kept PURE!
Road trip! But there is no mp3 player, and no metal to be found on the radio. So which station do you settle on?
- Talk Radio
- No metal? Not even rock? Then I turn off the radio and head bang in silence...
Pick a lyric:
- “Just a noise, your shallow view"
- “Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head”
- “Tonight is a cheerful, hilarious midnight”
- “I laugh under the weeping moon”
What’s the most important quality in a metal mate?
- Intellectual curiosity
- Diverse interests
- Are they cute?
What makes you cringe?
- Extreme gore and violence
- Pop music
- I don’t cringe… ever
When you’re not listening to death metal, you can be found…
- Raging against the social apparatus that is dragging us all down
- Exploring the depths of humanity
- Hanging out with friends
- Watching TV
Death metal is all about releasing some stress... What gets your rage boiling?
- Everyone is too PC
- People aren’t political enough
- People don’t show enough respect for tradition
- People are afraid to grow outside their boundaries
You’ve won a chance to travel anywhere in the world for 2 weeks. Which country do you want to explore? (Yes, it can be your home country!)
- United States
- Are there any flights straight to hell?!
Pick a horror movie to watch with your friends:
- "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre"
- "The Evil Dead"
- "The Exorcist"
- "The Ring"
- I don't like horror movies much...
You strike up a conversation with a new friend. What is it most likely about?
- A brutal fistfight the two of us just witnessed
- The origins of death metal
- The gut-wrenching injustice consuming our souls
- Unending emotional pain....