Which Orange Is The New Black Character Are You?
If you were faced with a choice that could put the lives of your family at risk, what would you do?
- Do it anyway, it’s MY life!
- I’d never hurt my family!
- It’s already done, I can’t change it now..
How would you react if you found out your lover was cheating on you?
- I’d wait for him/her to fall asleep and cut them.
- I’d immediately confront him/her and demand an explanation.
- I’d feel wounded and sulk for a few days.
- I’d plan my revenge!
You’re in a sticky situation. Your partner’s dad can help. You:
- Call him immediately!
- Get one of your relatives to call him!
- Invite him to lunch and skirt around the topic.
- Forget about him because you know he doesn’t like you.
- Make sure he’s trustworthy first.
Your idea of a challenge is:
- Transporting illegal money across foreign borders.
- Trusting the person you love.
- Feeding 200 party guests with good home-cooking.
- Making friends.
A man, who you know can’t be trusted, wants to business with you. Do you:
- Get your friends to spy on him and find out what his weaknesses are.
- Tell him to leave you alone. You’re not interested!
- Quiz him about his motivations.
- Wait until the transaction benefits you.
- Pass him on to a friend you don’t like.
You notice all of your friends are suddenly not talking to you. It's because they:
- think too much and need to chill.
- think you did something wrong and you deserve it.
- all secretly hate you and always have.
- are planning something but you have no idea what.
Your most important accessory is:
- your comb.
- your glasses.
- your crucifix.
- your sanity.
- your madness.
If you found out your bestie was taking drugs, you would:
- watch her/him very closely.
- rat her/him out!
- confront her/him.
- sit them down for a chat and find out what’s going on.
You are asked to testify against a friend. What do you do?
- Agonize over the decision for days.
- Do whatever is right.
- Do whatever my bestie tells me to do.
- Do whatever would benefit me the most.
Your style is:
- Trying to stay youthful.
- A badass chick.
- All up in your face.
- All woman.