They were brash, bold, and utterly hilarious. Which member of the Conner clan are you? Choose a comedian: Maria Bamford. David Cross. George Carlin. Lenny Bruce. Which plate of food makes your mouth water? Burgers. Tuna melt. Chicken fried steak. Salad. How do you handle adversity? With my wit. With my hard work. With my optimism. With my resilience. Are you sincere? Yes. No. If you were a candy, which one would you be? Sour patch kids. Hershey's kisses. Gummy worms. Black licorice. What article of clothing would you be most comfortable in? . . . . You're thirsty, what drink do you reach for? Milkshake. Beer. Iced tea. Soda. Your boss has accused you of stealing. What do you do? Call them a liar. Take the blame. Accuse someone else. Calmly explain you had nothing to do with the stealing and vow to help them find the missing cash. Which subject did you excel in at school? Shop. Home Economics. Creative Writing. Algebra. Dance. Detention. What big purchase are you saving up for? college. a motorcycle. a house. a car. I don't know...toys?. a vacation.