Ever wanted to know who you’d be in the wild world of Shakespeare? Now’s your chance to find out! Who is your role model in life? A rock star. A billionaire. My hard-working parents . A comedian. What is your life's motto? Live fast, die young. Get rich or die trying. Treat others as I would want to be treated. He who has the gold makes the rules!. Which of these is your favorite use of the Internet? Making snarky Twitter comments. Searching dating sites for love. Watching funny Youtube videos. Keeping up with how many friends and followers I have on various websites. Finding work. What are your plans for the weekend? Catch up on work around the house. I'm headed to a singles bar. I'm going someplace luxurious and stylish. I'm headed to a comedy club. Would you ever want to perform in a talent show? No, I'm too shy. Yes, I'd perform a monologue. I'd love to sing or dance. I'd tell a few jokes. Who is your fashion guru? Cher. My parents - they dressed modestly. Audrey Hepburn - gorgeous and glamorous. Cary Grant - classy and stylish. How would you describe your behavior on the dance floor? Wild and loose. I don't dance in public. Regal and elegant. Slow and romantic. Where are you most likely found when not at home? At work. At my lover's house. At the mall. Which of these is most likely to be next year's Halloween costume for you? A wicked witch. A zombie. A naughty doctor/nurse. A king or queen. Marilyn Monroe or some other celebrity. What do you like most about camping? Everybody working together to set up camp. Leading people into the woods. Camaraderie between campers. The quiet of the woods. Snuggling with my sweetheart .