Which “The Wire” Character Are You?
Someone tries to jack you on the street, what do you do?
- I know I can talk my way out of it
- Show them my empty pockets
- I give them what they want, no need to get hurt
- I punch them in the face. Ain't nobody jacking me!
- I start crying and beg to keep my money
It's Valentine's Day, what do you buy your sweetheart?
- Flowers and chocolates
- A gift card
- An expensive bottle of wine
- Which sweetheart?
Oh no! You've just been arrested, what is the charge?
- Public intoxication
- Identity theft
- Tax evasion
Well, you've been convicted and are going to prison, how are you going to spend your time?
- Lift weights and watch my back
- Join a gang for protection
- Take some classes and read
- Amass a fortune in cigarettes
- Plan my escape!
You're kicking it with your homies, what are you down for tonight?
- Bar hopping
- Trash talking
- Trivia night!
You've just escaped a life-or-death situation. What do you vow to change?
- To stop worrying and enjoy my life more
- To stop gossiping
- To be more responsible
- To spend more time with my family
- To donate more to charity
Which of these is your biggest weakness?
- I'm too honest
- I'm a bit selfish
- I care way too much
- I'm a workaholic
- I don't take things seriously
You're looking for a new job, what are you looking for?
- A challenge
- Something in management
- Something meaningful
- The money!
- Whatever I can get; any job is better than no job
You're robbing a bank, what role do you play?
- The bagman
- The distraction
- The gunman
- The safecracker
- The getaway driver
How do you get through tough times?
- Find humor in the situation and cope
- Do whatever it takes to just get by
- Dump my problems onto someone else
- Devise a plan to make things better