The onstage flames aren’t nearly big enough. Not cool! What do you do?
- I totally blast the roadies
- That’s beyond my brain thing, dude
- I bust out with the gasoline and go all MacGyver
- I just pull out my hairspray and a lighter! Instant show!
- I’m always on fire, enough for the whole stage!
What’s your stance on glitter?
- I am all about it!
- It’s cool in small doses…
- Not my bag, man, but I don’t hate it
- It kinda tastes funny
- I hate it! It gets stuck in everything like beach sand!
Hey man, how does your hair do that?
- The secret is not bathing
- You don't wanna know
- I have stock in Aqua Net
- Moose, dude. That’s how you spell it, right?
Leather, pleather, spandex, denim or naked?
In an alternate universe, what band would you want your band to be?
- Led Zeppelin
- T. Rex
- The New York Dolls
- Twisted Sister
Sex is ____.
- All about me
- Something I get A LOT of, like, waaay more than you!
- What I do best! Five me, bro!
Love is ____.
- The name of my next killer ballad
- Too complicated
- A thing that makes my face sad
Groupies are totally mobbing your bus, dude! You need to shut this down. But, how?
- I get out of the bus and say, “Let’s party!”
- I let them on the bus and say, “Let’s party!”
- I autograph my tighty-whities and throw them out the window
- I just ignore it and keep on ragin’!
- Whaaaa? Dude, I am way too out of it to care!
Hooray! You’re up for an award! What are you nominated for?
- Best Love Song
- Most Awesome Video
- Best Shredding Guitar Solo
- Best Scarf
- Best Makeup
Have you ever had that dream where you’re supposed to give an important speech and you realize you’re naked?
- Nah, I don’t get nervous like that
- Hell yeah! I LOVE that dream!
- I live the dream, bro!