Are you ready to rock? Hell yes you are! So hurry up and take this quiz to find out which hair band you are! Rock on! The onstage flames aren’t nearly big enough. Not cool! What do you do? I totally blast the roadies. That’s beyond my brain thing, dude. I bust out with the gasoline and go all MacGyver. I just pull out my hairspray and a lighter! Instant show!. I’m always on fire, enough for the whole stage!. What’s your stance on glitter? I am all about it!. It’s cool in small doses…. Not my bag, man, but I don’t hate it. It kinda tastes funny. I hate it! It gets stuck in everything like beach sand!. Hey man, how does your hair do that? The secret is not bathing. You don't wanna know. I have stock in Aqua Net. Moose, dude. That’s how you spell it, right?. Leather, pleather, spandex, denim or naked? Leather. Pleather. Spandex. Denim. Naked!. In an alternate universe, what band would you want your band to be? Led Zeppelin. Queen. T. Rex. The New York Dolls. Twisted Sister. Springsteen. Sex is ____. Awesome. All about me. Something I get A LOT of, like, waaay more than you!. What I do best! Five me, bro!. Love is ____. Awesome. The name of my next killer ballad. Too complicated. A thing that makes my face sad. Groupies are totally mobbing your bus, dude! You need to shut this down. But, how? I get out of the bus and say, “Let’s party!”. I let them on the bus and say, “Let’s party!”. I autograph my tighty-whities and throw them out the window. I just ignore it and keep on ragin’!. Whaaaa? Dude, I am way too out of it to care!. Hooray! You’re up for an award! What are you nominated for? Best Love Song. Most Awesome Video. Best Shredding Guitar Solo. Best Scarf. Best Makeup. Have you ever had that dream where you’re supposed to give an important speech and you realize you’re naked? Nah, I don’t get nervous like that. Hell yeah! I LOVE that dream!. Whaaa?. I live the dream, bro!.