You’re alone on a long drive. There’s nobody to talk to and nothing but a radio. Your station?
- Classic rock
- I just drive fast and eat the silence like candy
Old metal, new metal, or any metal?
- A journey, not a destination
- A stack of amps
- Faster than you think
- A myth
It’s 2AM after a show and you need to put some food in your face! Options are limited, so what are you eating on the street?
- A pretzel? Chips?
- Dirty. Water. Dog.
- Whatever's available
Do you get all political?
- Yeah… I’m kinda obsessed
- I can, but it has to be personal
- What are these politics of which you speak?
If you found a stray dog, what would you do?
- Ignore it
- Call a no-kill shelter
- Keep it
- Play with it
If satan called you on the phone and asked you to meet him for drinks, would you go?
- Hell yes!
- Is he buying?
- Um, yeah... satan doesn’t exist
What would you drink… with satan?
- Tequila… lots of tequila
- Jack and regret
- I’ll have what he’s having
- Soda for me
A big-time-glass-breaking argument goes down with your best friend! How long does it take for you guys to work it out?
- I’m pretty stubborn. Maybe never.
- A few days
- A few hours
- A few minutes
Name an in-the-dark tripping hazard in your bedroom:
- A cat
- Leather pants
- A giant stuffed animal