Let's start simple: What's the capital of Illinois?
Detroit
Chicago
Aurora
Springfield
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And, of course we must ask the obligatory pizza question: Brooklyn style, Chicago style, or something else altogether?
Brooklyn
Chicago
Something else
Question 3/12
While we're on the subject, what are your thoughts on putting ketchup on a hot dog?
Sounds great!
Sacrilege!
Who cares?
Question 4/12
Why is it called "The L"?
It takes you down "Lower"
It's short for "Elevated"
It's the nickname for the "Last" train
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Ah... Illinois weather. Have you ever been forced to turn on the heat and the AC on the SAME day?
That sounds ridiculous to me
Yep... we get all kinds of weather here!
Question 6/12
Would you be able to explain what the “lake effect” is to someone from say... Arizona?
Has something to do with jet-skis, right?
It's what drives the property prices around lakes so high!
It's the tendency for locals to tell tall-tales about monsters living in lakes
It brings snow. And it sucks.
Question 7/12
True or False: All things considered, Chicago might as well be its own state.
True, it's totally different
I don't see much difference, to be honest
All things considered, Illinois is one of the most diverse states in the country... Therefore, Chicago fits right in, too!
Question 8/12
Have you or a loved one ever suffered the indignity of being referred to as a “FIB” by a worthless Cheesehead?
Sure I have. But I spit it right back at em.
I have no idea what you're talking about
I'd rather be a Cheesehead than a FIB!!!
Whatever... Why would I care what someone from Wisconsin thinks?
Question 9/12
Do you call it a "soda", a "pop", or a "coke"?
Coke
Pop
Soda
I've heard it called all of the above! We get all types in this state!
Question 10/12
Speaking of soda, pop, or whatever you wanna call it... are you familiar with this brand?
Of course!
WTF is this?
Question 11/12
True or False: When giving directions from one place in Illinois to another place in Illinois, at least one street, road, town, park, or other landmark MUST be named Lincoln.
Yes, of course!
Now that you mention, I guess his name does come up from time to time, eh?
I don't know what you're talking about
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Finally, we just have to ask: When viewing the classic film, "Ferris Bueller’s Day Off", does your heart swell with pride as Cameron is slowly won over by Chicago's many charms?
Of course! I love that movie
To be honest, I'd rather watch paint dry for an hour and a half than tool around Chicago with a young, snotty Matthew Broderick
I haven't seen the movie, but I DO love movies set in Illinois... Blues Brothers anyone?
I feel wholly indifferent toward the state of Illinois as a setting for anything
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