It’s one thing to like cats, but it’s quite another to LOVE them. Take the quiz to find out where you stand! How many cats do you own? One. Two or more. None. None, but I REALLY want one. Cats sleep. A lot. 70% of their lives! This makes you feel… Envious. Vaguely angry. Like they are a waste of my time. LOLCATS. What do you think? Never heard of LOLCATS.... I think it's dumb. I find LOLCATS mildly amusing. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?. Is there cat fur on your clothes right now? Yep. Always.. Not at the moment... but I'm sure it will wind up on me soon enough. Nope. You go to a friend’s party and spend more time socializing with his cat than you do with the other people. Does this sound like you? Yep. Sometimes. No way. Have you ever had a deep conversation with a cat? Yes. No, don't be silly. Could you date someone who didn’t like cats? Yes. No. Maybe... . Do you often find yourself distracted by your cat’s cuteness? Yep!. No.... Do you ever put your ear against your cat’s throat just to listen to it purr? Yes, I do. No, I don't. Your cat is asleep on your chest, but you need to stand up. What happens next? You stand up. What else would happen next?. You very slowly begin to move and let the cat jump off before you get up. You oh-so-gingerly awaken the cat, and encourage it to find a new place to slumber. You patiently wait for the cat to wake up.