Do you fantasize about being a feline? Are you stalking mice in your dreams? If so, then we have the perfect quiz for you! Are you afraid of dogs? Yes!. No (hah!). A successful cat... Chooses battles wisely. Manages time well. Is a fat cat. Trains its owners well. In a word, how might one best describe you? Cute. Adventurous. Energetic. Lazy. Majestic... (Don't be modest!). What's for dinner? Lamb. Chicken. Steak. Veggies. Are you more of a loner, or do you need to prowl around with others? I need to be social. I prefer alone time. In between, I'd say.... You'd like to spend your next Caturday evening... By the pool.... At the ski lodge. In a big bed!. No days off for me... not even Caturday!. You've always dreamed about having a little box in the... Mountains. Prairie. Desert. Tropics. Kittens! They're crazy! What's the best way to raise em? Teach them how to fend for themselves as quickly as possible!. It takes a village.... Are you a loud kitty? I've been known to raise my voice.... I'm more into politely purring.... Only when I'm singing like a bird.... You've got your prey cornered, now. No escape. Time to... Go for the jugular!. Plunge my face into a tasty bowl of food.