What Should You Have Done After High School?

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Question 1/15
If you were stranded on a desert island you would...
- explore it and build a tree fort.
- build a signal fire and eat berries.
- try to build a signal fire but fail miserably.
- map the stars to determine your most likely location.
- probably not survive the night.
- I would finish up the report due tomorrow and hope to be found by then.
Question 2/15
Which of these games is your favorite?
- Chess
- Football
- Risk
- Halo
- Monopoly
- Minesweeper
Question 3/15
What is the one thing that can make you attend a club meeting?
- Free pizza and coke.
- Networking opportunities.
- A hot president.
- Volunteering opportunities in Brazil.
- Nothing can make me go to one of those.
- Money
Question 4/15
How do you make new friends?
- I don't need new friends, I've still got the ones from high school.
- I find people with similar interests.
- I find people as crazy as me.
- I meet a lot of people at parties.
- My old friends usually bring new people over.
- The question should be - How do you network?
Question 5/15
What do you hope to get out of college?
- My parents off my back.
- A degree, like everyone else.
- An easy transition into a professional career.
- A greater understanding of the world.
- A lot of debt.
- Not enough to justify spending four years there.
Question 6/15
Why did you even go to college in the first place?
- I thought I'd have more free time than if I got a job.
- So I could land a cush research job later.
- To get away from my hometown.
- I don't want to work at McDonalds for the rest of my life.
- Everyone else was doing it...?
- That's the only way I can get a job. Right.
Question 7/15
Which of these books is the most appealing?
- 1001 Places to See Before You Die
- Political Science for Dummies
- Guitar Hero II Instruction Manual (does that count?)
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Spark Notes: The Great Gatsby
- Management Strategies for a Successful Business
Question 8/15
I would only pull an all-nighter...
- for a letter of recommendation.
- to be first in line for the latest Harry Potter release, book or movie.
- to finish a take home midterm or final.
- to watch the sunrise.
- to hit up as many parties as I could.
- to impress my boss.
Question 9/15
What's your dream job?
- Job? I'm too young to get tied down like that.
- Web design, maybe nursing.
- I hear grad students have a good union.
- I noticed Blockbuster was hiring.
- I don't know. I'll worry about it when I'm finished with school.
- Dream? I got bills to pay!
Question 10/15
Screw homework! I'd rather...
- hang out with my friends.
- just do it right before class.
- drop the class.
- pay someone else to do it.
- go on a field trip.
- moving furniture.
Question 11/15
What are you doing 5 hours before a Friday midterm?
- Just getting to sleep.
- Surfing Wikipedia but getting distracted easily.
- Wishing you had Fridays free so you could take extended weekend trips.
- Reviewing your carefully tabbed notes.
- Reviewing someone else's carefully tabbed notes.
- Do a group study session.
Question 12/15
What's the best way to do a project?
- At the last minute so it takes less of your time.
- Whatever it takes to get an A.
- The quick and easy way.
- Like it's never been done before.
- Copy a friend's.
- Depends on the budget.
Question 13/15
How do you manage a rainy day?
- Like any other day.
- Cancel everything and veg out.
- By running naked through the streets!
- With an umbrella, raincoat, and plastic sleeves around my important documents.
- They're good to break up the monotony of classes.
- Pretend to be sick.
Question 14/15
What is one talent that you're most proud of?
- You can handle any situation that comes at you.
- You can use other people's talents to get your work done.
- You can beat a video game in less than a day.
- You can maintain a 2.0 GPA for 4 years.
- You can write a 10 page essay on anything in one night.
- I can save up and be responsible.
Question 15/15
When bored by lecture, what do you find yourself thinking about?
- Where you're going to go for lunch.
- What you're going to do after you graduate.
- Your Playstation 3.
- How the professor got to where they are.
- Where you're going for Spring Break.
- Why you're in this stupid class anyway.
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