What Zoo Animal Are You?
Feeding time at the zoo! How exciting is this, eh?
- Freaking awesome!@#!
- I can take it or leave it…
- I thought feeding time was... all the time?
Speaking of food… what sounds tasty right now?
- A big salad
- A fat steak
- Fresh sashimi
This world is a freakin’ zoo! You wanna get away for a little while… Where would you like to go?
- I've always wanted to see Africa...
- How about Asia?
- A cabin in the snow sounds good...
- Easy... fancy hotel with a nice pool!
Apparently, your handlers are keen to pair you off with a new lover. For you, what’s the ultimate deal-breaker?
- Too short
- Too timid
- Doesn't want kids
- I’m really not comfortable with “dating” in general
- A new mate? No deal-breaker! The more the merrier!
A human child is so excited to see you! He’s laughing and pointing! Why?
- I’m too freakin’ cute!
- Probably cuz I look silly and awkward… as always...
- My majestic aura has enchanted them
- Laughing and pointing at me? I’ll kill the SOB!!!
Which character trait do all the other animals envy you for?
- My regal air
- My ability to see further than most
- My determination
- My raw power
- My easy-going nature
What do you like to do for exercise?
- Exercise... what's that?
What is your most attractive trait?
- I'm tall
- I've got great hair
- I know how to dress
- I'm uh... "well-endowed"
- Actually, I don't think I'm gonna win any beauty contests
Would you say you anger easily?
- Yes, yes I do...
- I keep it together... but you don't want to tick me off!
- Nah... I'm chill!