What’s Your Mob Nickname?
Everybody needs a front, right? What's yours?
- A Strip Club
- A demolition company
- A construction company
- A trucking company
- Flower shops
- Waste removal
What's your ACTUAL racket?
- Money laundering
- Muscle for hire
- Insurance fraud
- Bid rigging
What's your wardrobe look like?
- Jeans, t-shirts, and leather jackets
- Jackets and slacks... no ties!
- Suits that look like they belong in a wax museum
- Hand-tailored Italian silk suits
- Velour tracksuits
How about your bling?
- Expensive gold sunglasses
- A couple, maybe three rings
- Lots of gold chains
- A giant gold watch... might even be a Rolex
- Diamond earrings
- All of the above
What's your favorite gangster movie?
- "The Godfather" I and II
- "Mean Streets"
- "White Heat"
- "Married to The Mob"
Some mutt is snitchin' to the heat! What are you gonna do about it?
- Have a word with my Capo
- I put him down like the rat he is
- I cut out his tongue
- I get creative with a blunt object
- Let's just say it has something to do with a car battery...
When you tell a story, people _______.
- Better listen
- Better laugh at the right places
- Better not yawn
- Better not interrupt
- All of the above
You got pinched and now you're on The Row. Tough break. So, what's your final meal look like?
- A dumptruck full of ice cream
- That raw fish thing. That stuff is good!
- A steak the size of my head!
- Spaghetti and meatballs with a marinara that'll make me cry!
- A few pizzas. Not that frozen crap either!
- As many bacon donuts as I can put in my face!
What is your best quality?
- My sense of humor
- My loyalty
- My smarts
- My leadership
- My creativity
- My ruthlessness
What's your weapon of choice?
- An old school revolver
- A machine gun
- A razor
- A lead pipe
- My mind
What city would you operate from?
- New York. Is there anywhere else?
- Atlantic City