Moving to The Big Smoke? There are a lot of great neighborhoods in London, but which would you like best? Take our quiz to find out where you should hang your hat! You’re hungry and decide to eat out. You make a bee-line for: Whatever I smell walking down the street. Anything curry!. A cute sidewalk café. A three course meal with silver cutlery and silk napkins. Tapas, oysters, and other wine-friendly food. Which of the following best describes your attitude to other cultures? I embrace other cultures. I live and let live and party and let party!. I’m only concerned with trendy cultures. As long as they have good manners. Why are you moving to London? I want to rock out, break free, and indulge my senses. I want to be in a trendy capital. There’s free healthcare!. I want history, culture, and good conversation. It’s important for you to live near: National monuments and manicured public areas. Public transportation. Celebrities. Loud music. For you, London represents: The finer things in life. Radical freedom and interesting experiences. A fashion hub. A nice place to live. You’re done with work, and now you’re going out. You prefer: Cocktails, dancing, and risqué live shows. A whiskey lounge. An upmarket bar vibe with other office types. The little pub on the corner. What is your home lacking at the moment? Fur carpets and a fire place. A lounge. A loft, or at least floor-to-ceiling windows. A good fence and a little space to grow vegetables. A toilet. You decide to get a pet. What do you end up with? A boa constrictor. A little dog. A cat. A parrot. In terms of landlords, you would rather deal with: A nice old lady who makes me tea sometimes. Someone with a good sense of humor. The police, when they raid my commune. An investment banker. Who are your neighbors? Working class people. Models. Rich folk. Recreational substance users.