Which English King Are You?
Power is an aphrodisiac, what would you do to get it?
- My support is derived from the people!
- Do? My power is granted from God!
- I’d break a few rules
- I’d sell my children… pretty much… yeah, sold!
How would you describe your mental state?
- I dunno, normal?
- Is it normal to think everyone is out to get me?
- Clearly insane
Would you rather be a wartime king or a peacetime king?
On the battlefield, a king should…
- Be the tip of the sword charging into battle!
- Lead closely, but stay out of the fray
- Advise from afar… very… afar
- Be there in spirit! King and country, wot!
You see a guy in a restaurant sporting a Patek Philippe watch that runs about 100 grand. What’s your first thought?
- Nice watch!
- How the hell did he afford that?
- What a pretentious twit!
- Bet I can steal that before the second course and sell it back to him by the third!
Like all kings you’re drinking from the Top Shelf! What’re you pouring?
- Scotchy Scotch
- A shot and a Beer
- Just tea for me
How are you at taking criticism?
- Criticism is the lifeblood of improvement
- I’m cool with it as long as it’s constructive
- I’ll listen, but be careful
- How attached are you to your head?
If your marriage isn’t going well, what’s the best option?
- Another mistress