Which English King Are You?
English Kings have run the gamut from the heroic to the brutal and tyrannical! Lopping off heads, quashing rebellions, crusading, pissing off Popes, and creating empires? All in a day’s work for a monarch on the rise! So which English King are you? Consult your orb, grab your scepter, and take our quiz to find out!
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Question 1/8
Power is an aphrodisiac, what would you do to get it?
- My support is derived from the people!
- Do? My power is granted from God!
- I’d break a few rules
- I’d sell my children… pretty much… yeah, sold!
Question 2/8
How would you describe your mental state?
- I dunno, normal?
- Fantastic!
- Is it normal to think everyone is out to get me?
- Clearly insane
Question 3/8
Would you rather be a wartime king or a peacetime king?
- Wartime
- Peacetime
Question 4/8
On the battlefield, a king should…
- Be the tip of the sword charging into battle!
- Lead closely, but stay out of the fray
- Advise from afar… very… afar
- Be there in spirit! King and country, wot!
Question 5/8
You see a guy in a restaurant sporting a Patek Philippe watch that runs about 100 grand. What’s your first thought?
- Nice watch!
- How the hell did he afford that?
- What a pretentious twit!
- Bet I can steal that before the second course and sell it back to him by the third!
Question 6/8
Like all kings you’re drinking from the Top Shelf! What’re you pouring?
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Bourbon
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Champagne
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Wine
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Scotchy Scotch
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A shot and a Beer
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Just tea for me
Question 7/8
How are you at taking criticism?
- Criticism is the lifeblood of improvement
- I’m cool with it as long as it’s constructive
- I’ll listen, but be careful
- How attached are you to your head?
Question 8/8
If your marriage isn’t going well, what’s the best option?
- Counseling
- Another mistress
- Beheading
