Which English King Are You?

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Question 1/8

Power is an aphrodisiac, what would you do to get it?

  • My support is derived from the people!
  • Do? My power is granted from God!
  • I’d break a few rules
  • I’d sell my children… pretty much… yeah, sold!
Question 2/8

How would you describe your mental state?

  • I dunno, normal?
  • Fantastic!
  • Is it normal to think everyone is out to get me?
  • Clearly insane
Question 3/8

Would you rather be a wartime king or a peacetime king?

  • Wartime
  • Peacetime
Question 4/8

On the battlefield, a king should…

  • Be the tip of the sword charging into battle!
  • Lead closely, but stay out of the fray
  • Advise from afar… very… afar
  • Be there in spirit! King and country, wot!
Question 5/8

You see a guy in a restaurant sporting a Patek Philippe watch that runs about 100 grand. What’s your first thought?

  • Nice watch!
  • How the hell did he afford that?
  • What a pretentious twit!
  • Bet I can steal that before the second course and sell it back to him by the third!
Question 6/8

Like all kings you’re drinking from the Top Shelf! What’re you pouring?

  • Bourbon
  • Champagne
  • Wine
  • Scotchy Scotch
  • A shot and a Beer
  • Just tea for me
Question 7/8

How are you at taking criticism?

  • Criticism is the lifeblood of improvement
  • I’m cool with it as long as it’s constructive
  • I’ll listen, but be careful
  • How attached are you to your head?
Question 8/8

If your marriage isn’t going well, what’s the best option?

  • Counseling
  • Another mistress
  • Beheading

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