Which ’80s Female Pop Star Are You?

Question 1/26

Pick an '80s fashion statement you'd still rock today:

Spandex/ leggings
Big hair and big earrings
Shoulder pads
Scrunchies and colored hair

Question 2/26

Which 80s band would you rock out to in the shower?

NKOTB
New Edition
Wham
Duran Duran
Van Halen, dude!

Question 3/26

It’s 1985, and you’re a teenager, what would you be doing with your friends on a Friday night?

Cruising the mall
Going to the football game
Playing D&D
Trying to score booze
Trying to find a house party!

Question 4/26

It's Friday night and you're at the disco. You'll probably end up...

Dancing the night away
Too tired to go out in the first place
Playing designated driver and taking care of my friends
Meeting a sexy stranger

Question 5/26

OK, so let’s say you find that house party, pick your poison!

California Coolers
Bud
The other kind of “bud”
Jack Daniels
I’m not really a big partier

Question 6/26

If you were an 80’s pop star, what would your reputation be?

Rainbows and unicorns!
I’d be the weird one!
Flirty and fun!
Dirty and dressed like a nun!

Question 7/26

What's your ultimate goal for your career?

Revolutionize my industry
Be recognized for my achievements
Make loads of money
Not get fired?

Question 8/26

Pick a pattern:

Question 9/26

Pick a John Hughes movie!

"Pretty in Pink"
"Sixteen Candles"
"Ferris Bueller’s Day Off"
"The Breakfast Club"
Wow! That’s way too much Molly Ringwald for me!

Question 10/26

If you were an ice cream flavor, you'd be...

Rainbow sherbet
Cookie dough
Mint chocolate chip
Vanilla

Question 11/26

What's better: Live or Studio?

Live performances are always more fun
Studio recordings are cleaner and really involved
Neither; I love impromptu jam sessions

Question 12/26

The most stressful thing about being a pop star would be...

Dealing with the press
Paparazzi and hecklers
Constant touring and busy schedules
Stressful? I'm a pop star!

Question 13/26

Your biggest hit would be about…

Love
Broken hearts
Sex
Having a good time!

Question 14/26

During a concert, how many outfits would you wear onstage?

One is enough
One for a big entrance and another one to dance in
Three or four
Like, 23; that's a lucky number, right?

Question 15/26

Choose an '80s TV show to watch on your tour bus:

"Family Ties"
"Who's the Boss?"
"Growing Pains"
"Full House"
"Magnum P.I."

Question 16/26

Which of these popular words and phrases would you steal from the 80s and use today?

So rad!
Gag me with a spoon!
Hey bud, what’s your damage?
To the max!
Gnarly!

Question 17/26

Pick your 80s ride!

Mustang!
Jeep
Cadillac
Camaro
VW Rabbit

Question 18/26

It IS the 80s, so which of these items do you have to have in your purse at all times?

Lip gloss
Hairspray
Gum
An IUD
Drugs, of course!

Question 19/26

Which of these outdoor activities do you like the most?

Camping
Horseback riding
Tanning at the beach
Flashing random people on the street

Question 20/26

If you could go back to the 80s and change one thing, which of these would it be?

The mostly terrible music (not mine, of course)
The mostly terrible fashion (what’s with all the headbands?)
The mostly terrible hair (rooster tails are not a good look)
Make sure Kim Kardashian was never born

Question 21/26

What’s your best attribute?

My brains
My determination
My sense of humor
My ass. Really, look at it. It’s spectacular!

Question 22/26

You'd rather be paired with the...

Young, bad boy (or girl) type
Straight-A student
Jock
Older professional

Question 23/26

What’s your approach to relationships?

Love ‘em and leave ‘em
Slow and steady
Wild and reckless
Tender and loving
Keep it weird

Question 24/26

Other people would describe you as…

A diva
A bitch
A freak
A sweetheart, duh!

Question 25/26

Which of these do you think is the coolest retro gadget of the 80s?

The Walkman
Nintendo
The Commodore 64
The Casio GShock-Watch
Gotta be “The Clapper!”

Question 26/26

Finally, how do you say, “Goodbye?”

Ta-ta
Later
Buh-bye
Peace out
See ya