Which Angry Bird Are You?
Which word might best describe part of your personality?
You're locked out of your house. The best thing to do is...
- Get a running start and break through the front door. Pain is only temporary!
- Call my friend who can pick the lock for me... you know, THAT friend
- Pound on the door for a while before I realize a spare key is under the mat
- Climb a tree and jump in through an open upstairs window
As a child, what's something you could possibly see yourself getting in trouble for in school?
- Dropping stink bombs from the stairwell
- Switching names with my friends when we had a substitute teacher
- Running in the halls. Catch me if you can!
- Setting off firecrackers in the bathroom
The best omelets are made with...
- Cheese - let's not get too crazy here
- A side of microwavable bacon
- Tons and tons of eggs
- Tabasco sauce and HOT peppers
You're late to work (again). What excuse do you give your boss?
- I tripped and hit my head... playing video games
- I had to pick up a friend from the airport (it was an unexpected trip)
- I was just so exhausted from watching my neighbor's kids last night
- I was eating a burrito for breakfast and it EXPLODED all over my shirt!
At an amusement park, the first attraction you visit is:
- The house of mirrors. I never get tired of seeing my reflection!
- Bumper cars - time to take out my frustration from sitting in traffic for 6 hours
- The fastest roller coaster
- Hang on, gotta grab a map first
In your high school yearbook, you might have been voted:
- Most likely to succeed
- Most likely to develop split personalities
- Cutest couple with my BF/GF
What's the best way to spend a Saturday afternoon?
- Getting a massage to get rid of all the aches and pains from the week
- Practicing my meditation techniques to avoid yet another meltdown
- Cooking and cleaning
- Pregaming with my friends for Saturday night
What's the most valid reason to break up with someone?
- They always nag me because I drive too recklessly
- They're just soooo boring
- They put up walls I just can't break through
- They don't want kids
Which alcoholic beverage sounds most appealing?
- Spiked eggnog
- Vodka and Monster
- Blueberry martinis
- I don't drink!