Are you big and destructive? Petite and precise? Take this quiz to figure out which Angry Bird you are! Which word might best describe part of your personality? Hurried. Volatile. Deceitful. Stubborn. You're locked out of your house. The best thing to do is... Get a running start and break through the front door. Pain is only temporary!. Call my friend who can pick the lock for me... you know, THAT friend. Pound on the door for a while before I realize a spare key is under the mat. Climb a tree and jump in through an open upstairs window. As a child, what's something you could possibly see yourself getting in trouble for in school? Dropping stink bombs from the stairwell. Switching names with my friends when we had a substitute teacher. Running in the halls. Catch me if you can!. Setting off firecrackers in the bathroom. The best omelets are made with... Cheese - let's not get too crazy here. A side of microwavable bacon. Tons and tons of eggs. Tabasco sauce and HOT peppers. You're late to work (again). What excuse do you give your boss? I tripped and hit my head... playing video games. I had to pick up a friend from the airport (it was an unexpected trip). I was just so exhausted from watching my neighbor's kids last night. I was eating a burrito for breakfast and it EXPLODED all over my shirt! . At an amusement park, the first attraction you visit is: The house of mirrors. I never get tired of seeing my reflection!. Bumper cars - time to take out my frustration from sitting in traffic for 6 hours. The fastest roller coaster. Hang on, gotta grab a map first. In your high school yearbook, you might have been voted: Most likely to succeed. Most likely to develop split personalities. Cutest couple with my BF/GF. Weirdest. What's the best way to spend a Saturday afternoon? Getting a massage to get rid of all the aches and pains from the week. Practicing my meditation techniques to avoid yet another meltdown. Cooking and cleaning. Pregaming with my friends for Saturday night. What's the most valid reason to break up with someone? They always nag me because I drive too recklessly. They're just soooo boring. They put up walls I just can't break through. They don't want kids. Which alcoholic beverage sounds most appealing? Spiked eggnog. Vodka and Monster. Blueberry martinis. Jagerbombs. I don't drink!.