Which Chevy Chase Character Are You?
Your neighbors just put up the greatest Christmas lights display you’ve ever seen. How does that make you feel?
- Good for them!
- What a waste of time...
- I will tear down their egos with sarcasm!
- I see their extravagant lights display and raise it... tenfold!
What’s your idea of a good time, Danny?
- Running up someone else's tab
- Music, poetry, sports... I'm a bit of a renaissance (wo)man
- Spending quality time with loved ones
- Ideally, the good time should be just stepping out of the shower...
You’re about to meet your lover’s family for the first time. How do you feel?
- Eager to impress, but nervous
- Calm… ready to let the universe do its thing
- I suppose it's time to go over my notes
Current events... You keeping up with them, Danny?
- I do my best to keep abreast
- Can’t say it’s a priority
- I find it a bit distracting
You ever lie? (I mean... to protect other's feelings, of course!)
- Yes… but I'd never lie to *you*, honey!
- I stick to the facts
- A good lie never hurt anyone!
You're clearly a cut above the rest... How would you like to be remembered?
- As a proud head of the household and greatest parent ever
- As a master of disguise
- As a spiritual guru
- As a fearsome predator!
You’re finally getting a break from work! How are you going to spend your time off?
- Eating… lots of eating
- A little family excursion should go over quite nice!
- Trip to Rio with a lover…
- Sipping cocktails at a clubhouse
What’s the quickest way into someone’s pants?
- Dirty talk
- Sassy confidence
- You must “be the ball”
Do you golf?
- Golf is a religious experience for me
- Once in a while
- Nah… too busy doing… uh… something else