Hey! This *is* a quiz about “situation” comedies, so, what’s your romantic situation?
- Happily married
- Unhappily married
- Happily single
- Unhappily single
When you’re in a terrible mood, what do you rely on to get you out of it?
- My friends and fam
- A drinky... or nine
- My meds
- Unicorns shooting rainbows out of their behinds
Have you ever been to a bar where everybody knows your name?
- Not everybody
- I’m a bar of one
Your significant other buys you the wrong thing for Christmas! What do you do?
- Smile and pretend
- Whine a lot
- Wine a lot
Where do you fall on the political spectrum?
- I’m a Lefty
- I’m a Righty
- A mix
- I don’t know
You look out your window, ready to greet the day, and all you can see is “Ugly Naked Guy!” What do you do?
- Stare, shocked
- Call the cops
- Poke him with a stick
- Eat a few naked muffins with him
Would you say that you’re argumentative?
- Not at all
- Others might think so
- Yeah… so? Wanna fight about it?
It’s coming sooner or later! Where do you see yourself when you’re old and gray?
- On a beach in Florida
- Keeping it simple
- Surrounded by friends and family
- Still bitching!