Every SNL character is weird in their own special way, but which type of weird best represents you? What might you do when you get nervous? Sniff armpits. Play with hair. Laugh too much. Breathe loudly. Slur words. Aerosmith is playing at your local concert venue tonight, but tickets are sold out. How to do you get in? I know the band dude, it's not an issue. No need to try, that show sounds dirty, sweaty, and ridden with diseases. Hit up one of my lovers to help me out. Send the band a video of me performing one of their songs perfectly... well almost perfectly. Disguise myself as one of the hairy band members and sneak in. Pick a hairstyle: . . . . . . What's your love life like on the weekends? I seduce members of the opposite sex (but really hang out with my buddies). I make out with pictures of celebrities and crushes. I hook up with everyone and they want to marry me but I have to say no. Dating is terrible and germs fly everywhere. I'm married, but if i wasn't, it would be on. Pick a dog: . . . . . Pick a song that would be on a playlist of yours: "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye. "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake. "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga. "Best I Ever Had" by Drake. "Like A Prayer" by Madonna. "All By Myself" by Celine Dion. You're at the zoo. Which animals do you see first? The crazy, dangerous animals. I’ve seen everyone so I’ll probably just see them all again starting at the extinct ones. I will be seeing the other attractive humans attending the zoo. The sad gorillas grabbing the bars. The musical dolphins. Pick a musical instrument: . . . . All of them. What's your signature dance move? Head banging. High kick. Anything where no one touches me. I dance professionally . Bump and grind. Who's your biggest crush? JFK. Everyone. Madonna. My news anchor. The most popular guy in school.